Oh hai.

Jul 07, 2012 23:29

So...my husband bought Fifty Shades of Grey, and has been reading random passages out loud.

No promises here...but I can totally see this turning into the continued adventures of Frig and Xlormp.

No promises.

But every freaking sentence is making me headdesk.

ETA: Of course, I'm not sure how I feel about writing graphic and explicit tentacle sex. I've always imagined Frig's just so inexperienced and enamored by Xlormp that they don't actually have sex, though, so it could be entertaining to try to actually describe their bedroom exploits.
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