NEW MOON

[xlormp]

OMG WHAT DID YOU GUYS THINK OF NEW MOON??

I'm ashamed to admit I actually liked it. But given that I've always thought Jacob was a vastly more interesting character than Edward, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. It's just such a boring book (in my opinion), I'm surprised it translated so well to the screen. ALSO, MAN, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME

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Re: Long answer

[dontcrosscross]

I thought the fanservice was wonderfully overt. "Bella, you have a head injury! Let me tend to it with my shirt." Why didn't you ever write a scene like that for Christopher? ;-)

Oh my god. THIS.

SOMEBODY WRITE FANFIC

Re: Long answer

[madmadmaddymad]

:D

I WANT A FANFIC TOO, PLZ.

Re: Long answer

[dontcrosscross]

Haha ok here's a quickie. Also I have not seen New Moon so please do not blame me for any inaccuracies

Re: Long answer

[madmadmaddymad]

HIGHFIVES FOR YOU.

It also might have gone something like this!

... Finally the shirt was off. Christopher bent low to dab with it at Frig's head...

Their eyes met. And then the porno music died. Frig looked up at Christopher and said, "You know... you're sort of beautiful."

Christopher laughed, FOR SOME STUPID REASON BECAUSE WTF CHRISTOPHER YOUR WOMAN JUST SAID YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.

But Frig was unperturbed by her laughter. She leaned in closer... and then a sudden honking make-out fest that did not involve LAME ASS ALIENS carried on for several uncomfortable moments with lots and lots of close ups and more pretty lacy bras (or less. *wink*).

The fandom cried out with glee.

And Dakota Fanning was also there.

Re: Long answer

[dontcrosscross]

THIS. This is beautiful. We definitely need to collaborate again some time.

Oh Fanningpire, you voyeur!

Re: Long answer

[madmadmaddymad]

PS RIFFTRAX IS AWESOME and it is the only reason to watch the FAIL of Twilight over and over aand over and over.