Chapter Thirty-One, "Attempting a Mission From Wemjox"

[xlormp]

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Chapter 31, "Attempting a Mission From Wemjox

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[insipidcalamity]

HEARTBREAKING INDEED. YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN MORE HEARTBREAKING? YOUR FACE.
THAT IS MY SURE-FIRE METHOD OF A BURN. Every time someone says something I don't like, I throw it back with "Your face!" or "Your ass!" Ex: "I feel funny today." "YOUR FACE feels funny! BURRRRNNNN" Works every time.

ANYWHO, I totally read Mr. Leader's lines in Alan Rickman's voice and it was fantastic. We need to find a great actor for Schmeertz though, hmmmm.

[summer_breeze01]

DUDE, ME TOO! Also, the last time I fake-laughed at my dad's ridiculously stupid jokes, I probably told him "Dad, you're funny. FUNNY-LOOKING!" I do it to my siblings all the time.

[insipidcalamity]

HIGH FIVE FOR OUR SIMILAR BURNS!!

[dontcrosscross]

On the subject of Schmeertz (sort of), I watched some of America's Next Top Model with my mom today, because she likes trashy TV, and I've sort of started visualizing Tyra Banks as Candy. What do you think?

OMG AND YOUR MOM JOKES TOO THEY ARE THE BEST. Like someone will be whining, "Uuuugh I was up doing homework until 2 in the morning" "I was up doing YOUR MOM until 2 in the morning! OH WHAT NOW"

[insipidcalamity]

LMAO! I never thought about Tyra. But idk, she'd be posing up a storm and ~smiling with her eyes~ nonstop. She might hog the scenes too much D=

YES, THOSE JOKES TOO! And of course, the "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." Always a classic.