Chapter Twenty, "So I Guess I Am A Girl-Slave Now"

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Chapter 20, "So I Guess I Am A Girl-Slave Now

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[a_respite]

There's a song parody here.

I just know there is...

[dontcrosscross]

Mr Leader
Why don't you get your own girl slave
Stop mooching off Xlormp and
Get your own beeper

A shoddy, very flawed rewrite of the first verse of Desperado. XD;

[a_respite]

That'll work :)

Maybe instead of "why don't you get your own girl-slave" you try "you must know that you can't keep her".

[a_respite]

Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna eat your mouth
I wanna eat your mouth
I wanna eat your mouth

Oh, please, say to me
You'll let me birth your spawn
and please, say to me

You´ll let me eat your mouth
Now let me eat your mouth
I wanna eat your mouth

And when I beep at you i feel strangely unpissy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my lust
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna eat your mouth
I wanna eat your mouth
I wanna eat your mouth

And when I beep at you i feel strangely unpissy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my lust
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I feel that something
I wanna eat your mouth
I wanna eat your mouth
I wanna eat your mouth.

Yeah, that's the best I could do on short notice.

-Rachel

[a_respite]

Awesome. Yay early Beatles.

[a_respite]

Thanks! Early Beatles FTW!

-Rachel