Chapter Two, "Dealing With Klaxie's Coping Mechanism"

[xlormp]

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Chapter 2, "Dealing With Klaxie's Coping Mechanism""I'm sick of looking at wedding crap," I moaned to Xlormp, once I managed to get him away from the table Klaxie had us practically chained to. "Can't we just tell Klaxie we want to go make out instead

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[nightfalltwen]

"Listen, Frig," Klaxie said, "I have to foreshadow a baby."

"What?" I boggled.

"I mean, I have to tell you a secret."

Way to be an awesome foreshadower Klaxie!

I loff Klaxie.

[a_respite]

Frig, just make sure that alien of yours is well fed before the baby's born.

Not that you're having a baby or anything. Nooooo!

I feared his eyes might turn into penguins and waddle their way into my head.

That's pretty awesome, actually.

[cryptaknight]

Oh, I have to admit I'm very curious to see what a half-alien baby looks like.

I also wonder if Xlormp will make a similar offer to Hector as Edward did to Jacob. Can robots impregnate people? Hmmmmm.

[summer_breeze01]

I also wonder if Xlormp will make a similar offer to Hector as Edward did to Jacob.
OH MY GOODNESS, CAN I HAVE SOME BLEACH FOR MY BRAIN, PLEASE?

[cryptaknight]

Just got an idea: Xlormp makes the offer to Christopher. Mega-awkwardness ensues.

-Rachel

[cryptaknight]

OH, LOL.

Christoper: Oh... Erm... Xlormp. It doesn't work that way. *wishes it did*

[nailohi13]

Klaxie always made me giggle, but sad Klaxie makes me kind of... well, sad. *pats a Klaxie* ILU, slimey.

[summer_breeze01]

Okay, Frig is just such a bitch when she's around Xlormp. It's like he brings out the worst in her. Now I think we all are slightly tired of Frig's mega-bitchiness, and I've noticed that she seems to be slightly less so when she's with Christopher. So I believe that we should have less bitchy!Frig and more Christopher and Frig in Christopher's badass spaceship of love time, right? Who's with me? :D

"Listen, Frig," Klaxie said, "I have to foreshadow a baby."
Well. Way to... foreshadow there, Klaxie!

TEAM CHRISTOPHER!

[summer_breeze01]

OK, Christopher is coming back like in the next chapter, so... (sorry, I'm just venting my anger at sm for creating this HUGE cliffhanger that I thought would be a major plot point and then just being all "Oh, yeah, he's back. And we knew where he was all along anyway." GRRR.)

[summer_breeze01]

lol, that's pretty much the way the entire book went!

I was just wishing yet again that the Supreme Writer of This Most Excellent Parody, Jessica, would scrap this Xlormp and Frig nonsense. :)

[insipidcalamity]

I second this more Christopher and Frig in Christopher's badass spaceship of love time!