Reader of the Day (Who is Awesome):
greenfairysavge 1. Name? Coolness McGee. No, I lied. It's Dana.
2. Age? 23
3. How did you hear about The Most Popular Book in the Whole World? I was seduced by its summary on LJ spotlight
4. Team? Xlormp, of course. HE CRIED HIS EYES OFF. If that isn't love then I don't know what is. Don't....don't tell my fiance that...
5. Do you read Twilight? If so, are you a fan or an anti-fan, or some third option? If not, why not? I read it. The whole series. Sometimes I think about all the brave brain cells that lost their lives during those dark days. I wonder if they were covered in tiny American flags and sent back to their families. Or maybe if they just started to sparkle. I don't think I'll ever know for sure, and that's what makes me the saddest.
6. Tell us the origin story of your lj username! When I was young and silly and in high school I was very much enamored with the idea of absinthe and the band savage garden. I thought it was very cool, therefore, to make myself the savage green fairy. And then I thought I'd mix it up. Then I was too lazy to make a new LJ name.
7. What's your favorite thing about the Internet? I like how when I say something witty, I look clever and awesome because nobody ever knows how long I had to sit there and rewrite the same sentence until it was kind of funny.
8. Tell us one awesome thing about yourself, or one awesome thing that has happened to you. One time I was in Costa Rica with my high school ecology club and we were spending the last 2 days at this beach preserve. Our chaperone was pretty much tired of us and was like, "look, do whatever but DON'T GET HURT. k bye."...so then we all decided to go body surfing. And, um, the waves were bigger than we thought they were and we all managed to face plant into the bottom of the sea. So then we all had half our faces scraped off by the sand and hermit crabs and a couple of us had busted lips. That night at dinner we all brushed half of our hair into our faces to hide the madness...maybe she knew and maybe she didn't, my point is that I think in that moment we might have single-handedly created the signature emo kid haircut. You're welcome, sad pre-teens and Fall Out Boy. You're welcome.
9. If there's anything else you'd like to say, now is the time to say it! Bee venom smells like bananas and that is a scientific fact. Don't even pretend like it isn't. I took Honey Bee Biology my senior year of college. Also, I have a chinchilla named Raskolnikov.
YOU'RE WELCOME FALL OUT BOY. Hahahaha, awesome. :)
Also, I SEE YOU TEXAS A&M SHIRT. Texas represent!!
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