Chapter Twenty-One, "It Would be Really Cool If I Didn't Almost Die All the Time"

[xlormp]

The Most Second Book in the Whole Series

Chapter 21, "It Would be Really Cool If I Didn't Almost Die All the Time"

Klaxie had warned me that the Blobbersons were big, but I didn't realize exactly how big. They were like big, enormous, big things that towered biggly over the land. Let me put it this way. There's this one roller coaster in

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[blindedxxfalcon]

FIRST?????

I love the Xlormp series. Now, off to read this chapter. :D

[blindedxxfalcon]

ALSO: Team Xlormp! Because slime is better then shiny metal.

[lizren697]

oh no! i can't take the suspense! i can't wait until monday! no!

i do hope it's christopher!

[teacupfish]

OMG I love your icon! I need to go watch psych now.

[teacupfish]

Xlormp IS a romantic guy! That's incredibly sentimental of him. Christopher may rescue them all, but she's gotta stick with the alien. Especially cus I can't wait for a very disturbing alien pregnancy in book 3.

[berseker]

The pregnancy comes in book 4 (think Chris will fall for the tentacled baby?). Book #3 is dedicated to the love triangle. Or square, in this case.

[teacupfish]

Yeah, I was actually thinking that as I typed: "How many books are there again..?" I try to know as little about Twilight as humanly possible while still knowing enough to laugh at it.

I guess I wanted to give Meyer the benefit of the doubt by assuming she only wrote 3 books in which nothing happens, instead of 4. Guess I was wrong.

[mcgooglykins]

Gasp! Is the Mystery Hero Schmeertz, or Christopher? Oh the suspense! I canna take it anymore, cap'n!

[zxwx]

awesome icon!

[tarotqueen]

I barely got through this chapter, it was dangerously hilarious.
<333
I DEMAND SOMEONE MAKE ICONS FOR EACH BLOBBERSON IN SOUND OFF.

please and thank you :)

[travelintheways]

*runs in* ZOMG icon lust! *runs out again*

[tarotqueen]

:D

[curvvywords]

AGREEMENT. I am alos in agreement with your icon and must lolz with it. :)