film.....or flim if your high ;)

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last night was one huge ginormous debacle. like mega debate hour followed by an ass whooping alright. as I, Jess Hamster sitting here smoking the weed i purchased off a gentlemen last night, will tell you this story. Dan and Erin came over after me bill and justin were all smoking and drinking. so they joined the party ya dig? then bills cousin came over and they were blowing up firecrackers in plastic bottles and they didnt explode the bottle but it made a PUT! sound. so they tried it with a glass blue moon bottle and it EXPLODED! mega exploded and glass when everywhere along with beer. Erin freaked because some hit her leg and it was stinging. Bill was bleeding but he was alright. For the most part we were all okay and looked away when the glass exploded. So then Erin bugs more and delcares her departure and i ran after her cause she was leaving dan and he wanted me to talk to her. so we're talking and i convince her to get dan and so we go back and she calls dan and she tells him that she suddenly felt a piece of glass in her eye. So she bugs out on Dan and told him to punch Bill in the face basically. So then we pull up i get out of the car and Erin starts yelling at dan to get bill and shit. She starts beeping and Bill got pissed off and he called her white trash. So dan bugs out and is cursing Bill off and then Bill says sorry and starts to walk away but He didnt say Sorry to Erin so dan was still yelling at him and bill and I and Justin go inside and shut the door and then all of the sudden dan breaks their deck side rail thing and Bill bugs and kindly moves me out of the way as he runs out the door Johnny in his blubber suit Throws me into the kitchen table/chairs (ouch) and goes out too. Then i Bug out and alls i see is Johnny grab Dan and Bill beat the crap out of him. I bugged and went and grabbed beers that i threw in my purse and booked with justin to his house. I almost had an anxiety attack and i was ready to sit and cry. So i left. I later have come to find out that Erin was punched and got her hair pulled out. So i regret not helping her but other than that....i freaked.

....plus i was rediculously drunk/high

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oh and i shaved the sides of my head into a chelsea....joy