Sarah and I talk to Sharisasweetie
Sarah and I had the pleasure of talking to the world famous author on The Pit, Sharisasweetie. If you haven't read her fic We Used To Be Friends you should this moment.
She wrote a story with me in it during the course of our conversation. I expected nothing less than genius from her and recieved it in spades. Spoilers for the rest of her fic under the cut!
And really, if you are a little too...dense to realize that Sarah and I KNOW she is a troll and are just having a game of it...then I am not sure what to say. I did spork her fic
sharisasweetie (3:00:44 PM) has entered the room.
Sarah (3:00:44 PM) has entered the room.
x Livvie Locke (3:00:44 PM) has entered the room.
sharisasweetie (3:00:47 PM): hay
xlivvielocke (3:00:59 PM): Hola!
sharisasweetie (3:01:02 PM): r u spanish
sharisasweetie (3:01:07 PM): cuz i speak dat kinda
Sarah (3:01:12 PM): you do?
sharisasweetie (3:01:15 PM): ya
sharisasweetie (3:01:17 PM): i no how 2 say hola
sharisasweetie (3:01:19 PM): and addos
Sarah (3:01:23 PM): livvie speaks spanish
sharisasweetie (3:01:25 PM): amd hamburgesa
sharisasweetie (3:01:39 PM): and papas frasdas which means french fries, livvie
Sarah (3:01:54 PM): livvie, where are you?
Sarah (3:01:58 PM): get in the conversation
sharisasweetie (3:01:59 PM): shes spanish
xlivvielocke (3:02:10 PM): I am here. I am just working is all.
Sarah (3:02:14 PM): why do you think she's spanish
xlivvielocke (3:02:17 PM): And I speak Spanish, Italian, and English.
sharisasweetie (3:02:23 PM): wat about furbish
xlivvielocke (3:02:31 PM): Well, you know, Livvie is a Spanish name.
Sarah (3:02:40 PM): oh, i see
xlivvielocke (3:02:42 PM): I used to speak Furbish but I only know how to ask for a beer now.
sharisasweetie (3:02:48 PM): dat helps
sharisasweetie (3:02:54 PM): ok hoo wants spoils 4 da fic!!!
Sarah (3:02:58 PM): i do
sharisasweetie (3:03:02 PM): ok
sharisasweetie (3:03:02 PM): well
sharisasweetie (3:03:05 PM): get reddi 4 dis!!!
Sarah (3:03:12 PM): okay
sharisasweetie (3:03:13 PM): hey wait a sex
Sarah (3:03:14 PM): tell us
sharisasweetie (3:03:18 PM): did u even read da latest chps???
sharisasweetie (3:03:21 PM): cuz u d idnt even revoo it
xlivvielocke (3:03:24 PM): I really hope they go to Cold Stone and order Birthday Cake remix.
xlivvielocke (3:03:34 PM): Or the new Tracy Turnblad special.
Sarah (3:03:38 PM): no, i just got home and i have't had time to read the last two chaps yet
sharisasweetie (3:03:42 PM): OMFG
Sarah (3:03:42 PM): but livvie has
sharisasweetie (3:03:43 PM): GO READ IT
sharisasweetie (3:03:52 PM): I CUDDA SPOILED THE LAST CHPS 4 U
Sarah (3:04:07 PM): okay, i'm going to go read it real quick
sharisasweetie (3:04:10 PM): go hurry up omfg
sharisasweetie (3:04:12 PM): wat the hell
xlivvielocke (3:04:16 PM): She reads fast, no worries.
sharisasweetie (3:04:20 PM): ok ty livvie
xlivvielocke (3:04:25 PM): You speak Furbish?
sharisasweetie (3:04:28 PM): no
sharisasweetie (3:04:37 PM): livvie, do u lyke locke on lost??
xlivvielocke (3:04:47 PM): I've never seen Lost
sharisasweetie (3:04:53 PM): well deres a charter named locke on lost
xlivvielocke (3:05:04 PM): What is he like?
sharisasweetie (3:05:07 PM): hes bald
sharisasweetie (3:05:09 PM): r u bald
xlivvielocke (3:05:55 PM): I don't think so
sharisasweetie (3:06:04 PM): well ok
sharisasweetie (3:06:17 PM): wat did u fink of da latest chps
xlivvielocke (3:06:34 PM): Well, I am sad that even though Veronica is famous, she is all alone
xlivvielocke (3:06:39 PM): And I am scared that she might get murdered!
sharisasweetie (3:06:46 PM): ya!!!!
sharisasweetie (3:07:02 PM): riting pas death wuz sad
sharisasweetie (3:07:04 PM): but its sumthin i had 2 do
xlivvielocke (3:07:26 PM): I can imagine it was really hard for you.
sharisasweetie (3:07:41 PM): ya katrina was like "omfg no" and i sad "u dont understand"
xlivvielocke (3:07:42 PM): Hopefully Katrina was able to make you feel better. Rented New York Minute or something
sharisasweetie (3:07:49 PM): bitch i own new york minute
sharisasweetie (3:08:10 PM): but mah fav 1 is our lips are sealed!!!!!
Sarah (3:08:38 PM): okay i read the last two chapters
xlivvielocke (3:08:38 PM): What about the one where they go to their grandma's house?
sharisasweetie (3:08:44 PM): yea i like dat 1!!
sharisasweetie (3:08:51 PM): but a better 1 wen dere young is dubble dubble bubble and rubble
xlivvielocke (3:08:56 PM): I always forget the name of that one
sharisasweetie (3:09:07 PM): 2 grandma house we go
xlivvielocke (3:09:24 PM): Did you like them on Full House?
sharisasweetie (3:09:30 PM): ya dats lyke mah fav show
xlivvielocke (3:09:46 PM): You watch it when it was first on or just in reruns?
sharisasweetie (3:09:56 PM): i am 2 yung for first runs you stupid
Sarah (3:10:22 PM): you shouldn't call livvie stupid
sharisasweetie (3:10:27 PM): well im sry k
Sarah (3:10:27 PM): she's really smart actually
sharisasweetie (3:10:37 PM): how high is ur q??
xlivvielocke (3:10:51 PM): I don't like to say. How high is yours?
sharisasweetie (3:10:58 PM): ya i dont like 2 say either
xlivvielocke (3:11:07 PM): What test did you take to have it done?
sharisasweetie (3:11:14 PM): i didnt
xlivvielocke (3:11:23 PM): You just guessed what your IQ is?
sharisasweetie (3:11:26 PM): yes
xlivvielocke (3:11:51 PM): How did you come to that conclusion?
Sarah (3:11:56 PM): how on earth did you guess what it was?
sharisasweetie (3:12:01 PM): i asked mysef "shari, how smart r u???'
sharisasweetie (3:12:05 PM): and i said "u r a genius
xlivvielocke (3:12:18 PM): So what number did you come up with?
sharisasweetie (3:12:21 PM): 5000
xlivvielocke (3:13:03 PM): That is amazing. You should skip all the rest of school and go right to being a doctor.
sharisasweetie (3:13:12 PM): but then id miss katrina
sharisasweetie (3:13:19 PM): i assum her q is lower
xlivvielocke (3:13:24 PM): Or a famous detective like Veronica.
sharisasweetie (3:13:29 PM): who?
xlivvielocke (3:13:35 PM): Well, she did date Mitchell.
Sarah (3:13:44 PM): what do you want to be when you grow up?
xlivvielocke (3:13:46 PM): You. You could be a famous detective.
sharisasweetie (3:13:47 PM): a aktress
Sarah (3:14:06 PM): why do you want to be an actress?
sharisasweetie (3:14:22 PM): hannah montana makes it look fun
sharisasweetie (3:14:43 PM): so dus amanda binns
sharisasweetie (3:14:48 PM): i want 2 meet her
xlivvielocke (3:14:48 PM): Well, someone with an IQ of 5000, that is too high to be an actress. You should tell people you are about a 60
xlivvielocke (3:14:58 PM): Or else they will say you are too qualified
Sarah (3:15:01 PM): but if you are so smart, don't you want to use your abilities and do something great?
sharisasweetie (3:15:06 PM): yea like act
Sarah (3:15:18 PM): you should go to medical school
Sarah (3:15:29 PM): or law school
sharisasweetie (3:15:31 PM): idk wat that is but did u read da fic yet
Sarah (3:15:47 PM): yes, i read the last two chapters but i didn't review them yet
xlivvielocke (3:15:49 PM): You don't know what medical or law school is?
sharisasweetie (3:15:57 PM): i assume its a fancy name for high skool
xlivvielocke (3:16:38 PM): You have a pretty big vocabulary for someone who doesn't know what those are. Mortified. Knowing a lot is two words
sharisasweetie (3:16:55 PM): ya well im special
xlivvielocke (3:17:01 PM): Helmet wearing special?
sharisasweetie (3:17:07 PM): wen i ride a bike, yes
xlivvielocke (3:17:18 PM): You might want to wear one all the time to protect that big old brain.
sharisasweetie (3:17:36 PM): dont stupid people do dat
xlivvielocke (3:17:48 PM): What if someone like mitchell came up and hit you with a baseball bat?
xlivvielocke (3:17:54 PM): You wouldn't be protected!
sharisasweetie (3:17:55 PM): id kick him in da balls!!!!!
xlivvielocke (3:18:08 PM): If he came at behind, you wouldn't know
sharisasweetie (3:18:12 PM): ya i wud
sharisasweetie (3:18:15 PM): katrina wud tell me
Sarah (3:18:15 PM): you should roundhouse kick him in the head like chuck norris
Sarah (3:18:25 PM): what if katrina isn't there to tell you
xlivvielocke (3:18:28 PM): What if he hit Katrina on her way to see you?
sharisasweetie (3:18:29 PM): she would be
sharisasweetie (3:18:35 PM): den i'd kill him!!!
xlivvielocke (3:18:50 PM): You better have Katrina move in with you ASAP
xlivvielocke (3:18:54 PM): Cause he might kill her tonight!
sharisasweetie (3:18:55 PM): um were not lesbos
xlivvielocke (3:19:05 PM): What if he kills her and then hits you in the back of the head?
sharisasweetie (3:19:20 PM): he wouldnt
Sarah (3:19:27 PM): how do you know?
sharisasweetie (3:19:41 PM): who?
Sarah (3:19:55 PM): how do you know that mitchell wouldn't kill you?
sharisasweetie (3:20:03 PM): why would u ask that
xlivvielocke (3:20:10 PM): He could be killing Katrina RIGHT NOW!
sharisasweetie (3:20:16 PM): why?
Sarah (3:20:28 PM): he's probably mad that she broke up with him
xlivvielocke (3:20:30 PM): Because that is what he does
xlivvielocke (3:20:33 PM): He hurts people
sharisasweetie (3:20:37 PM): ya he hurt everyone!!!
sharisasweetie (3:20:41 PM): THAT STUPID BITCH
sharisasweetie (3:20:42 PM): I HATE HIM SO MUCH
sharisasweetie (3:20:48 PM): HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN
sharisasweetie (3:21:10 PM): ok hoo wants spoils!!!
Sarah (3:21:13 PM): i do
sharisasweetie (3:21:17 PM): well
sharisasweetie (3:21:21 PM): miss dants killer will be revelled
sharisasweetie (3:21:25 PM): AND ITLL BE DA PERSON U LEAST SUSPECKT
Sarah (3:21:44 PM): it's veronica?
xlivvielocke (3:21:46 PM): Veronica did it!
sharisasweetie (3:21:50 PM): idk u will see!!!
sharisasweetie (3:21:58 PM): and also!!!
Sarah (3:22:07 PM): veronica did it while she was high on ice cream from cold stone creamery, didn't she?
sharisasweetie (3:22:11 PM): 4 da last chpr of da fic, which wont be 4 a while, im going 2 do somethin toetally crazy
Sarah (3:22:12 PM): what else?
Sarah (3:22:21 PM): like what?
xlivvielocke (3:22:29 PM): Are you the real killer?
sharisasweetie (3:22:31 PM): u'll have 2 wait and c!!!!
sharisasweetie (3:22:38 PM): stop asking ?s!!!!
Sarah (3:22:43 PM): I think you should put Livvie in your story
sharisasweetie (3:22:58 PM): i think u shud shut ^
sharisasweetie (3:23:16 PM): i say that w/ luv
Sarah (3:24:21 PM): do you like chuck norris?
sharisasweetie (3:24:35 PM): i know endykeopeddia rattica lykes him
Sarah (3:24:48 PM): what is that?
sharisasweetie (3:24:57 PM): a website
sharisasweetie (3:25:29 PM): i like amanda binns a lot
Sarah (3:26:30 PM): do you like bratz?
sharisasweetie (3:26:36 PM): their ok
Sarah (3:27:01 PM): do you know what a troll is?
sharisasweetie (3:27:07 PM): ya
sharisasweetie (3:27:12 PM): dey live under bridges
sharisasweetie (3:27:31 PM): lol unbridge
Sarah (3:28:00 PM): so why did you almost make out with that lady that looks like umbridge?
sharisasweetie (3:28:08 PM): i was jelus
Sarah (3:28:32 PM): do you like to make out with boys or girls or both?
sharisasweetie (3:28:37 PM): former duh
sharisasweetie (3:28:43 PM): i would only do da latter if i was drank
Sarah (3:29:07 PM): have you been drunk before?
sharisasweetie (3:29:16 PM): no
Sarah (3:29:46 PM): have you drank alcohol before?
sharisasweetie (3:29:53 PM): ya just a lil tho
Sarah (3:30:16 PM): what did you drink?
sharisasweetie (3:30:23 PM): not as good as pepsa
Sarah (3:30:48 PM): where did you get the alcohol from?
Sarah (3:32:08 PM): hello
Sarah (3:32:12 PM): bonjour
xlivvielocke (3:32:24 PM): I think you need to speak esperanto
Sarah (3:32:24 PM): buenos dias
Sarah (3:32:35 PM): i don't know how to speak it - i am not william shatner
sharisasweetie (3:32:45 PM): my mam gave it 2 me
xlivvielocke (3:32:57 PM): That is some mom you got there
Sarah (3:33:09 PM): what kind did she give you?
sharisasweetie (3:33:12 PM): winn
Sarah (3:33:23 PM): did you like it?
sharisasweetie (3:33:30 PM): no
Sarah (3:34:10 PM): why haven't you joined any communities on LJ so you can make friends?
sharisasweetie (3:34:20 PM): i have a life
sharisasweetie (3:34:30 PM): and idk any gud coammtues
Sarah (3:35:40 PM): you can just search for them by your interests
Sarah (3:35:49 PM): there are lost of veronica mars comms
sharisasweetie (3:35:57 PM): shud i write more fi?c??
Sarah (3:36:05 PM): yes, definately
Sarah (3:36:12 PM): you can post your fic on LJ too
sharisasweetie (3:36:26 PM): want me 2 wrtie buffy fic rite now???
Sarah (3:36:55 PM): yes
sharisasweetie (3:37:02 PM): ok
sharisasweetie (3:37:06 PM): it was a beauiful day in funnydale
sharisasweetie (3:37:17 PM): buffy was killing vamps!!!
sharisasweetie (3:37:21 PM): tara appeared
sharisasweetie (3:37:31 PM): a vaqmp killed her and buffy begun 2 cry
xlivvielocke (3:37:43 PM): You actually totally inspired me
xlivvielocke (3:37:48 PM): I wrote a tentacle monster fic
Sarah (3:37:51 PM): that is really good so far
sharisasweetie (3:37:53 PM): dats kool
sharisasweetie (3:38:01 PM): so pillow apparated and she and buffy made out
sharisasweetie (3:38:11 PM): den pillow rellized tara was dead
sharisasweetie (3:38:13 PM): she began 2 scream
sharisasweetie (3:38:21 PM): when suddenyl..................
sharisasweetie (3:38:26 PM): a vengince damon apprared!!
sharisasweetie (3:38:43 PM): xandir killed it
xlivvielocke (3:38:48 PM): YAY XANDER!
Sarah (3:38:51 PM): awesome
Sarah (3:38:57 PM): what happens next
sharisasweetie (3:38:59 PM): then miss kitty fabulous walked in
sharisasweetie (3:39:15 PM): she wsa wearing a shirt that s aid slut
sharisasweetie (3:39:18 PM): she had turned into a whore
sharisasweetie (3:39:32 PM): willow and miss kitty fabulous went 2 family councelinhg
sharisasweetie (3:39:56 PM): but willow got pissed and killed miss kitty fabulous and willow w ent 2 jail
Sarah (3:40:06 PM): oh no, not miss kitty
xlivvielocke (3:40:13 PM): Aww, Miss Kitty is so great though
sharisasweetie (3:40:25 PM): buffy cried and cried and xander touched her leg
xlivvielocke (3:40:28 PM): You know, this is a great fic. You need to post it on LJ someplace and on fanfiction.net
sharisasweetie (3:40:42 PM): but then!!!
sharisasweetie (3:40:44 PM): SUM1 APPEAREED
sharisasweetie (3:40:48 PM): IT WUZ
sharisasweetie (3:40:51 PM): ANNE
xlivvielocke (3:41:01 PM): YAY! ANNE!
Sarah (3:41:15 PM): you should post it on the community gen_storyteller
sharisasweetie (3:41:17 PM): anne screamed
sharisasweetie (3:41:31 PM): she said "dat 1 evil dimension from dat 1 time when we were 2gether that 1 time is back 2 kill us all!!!"
xlivvielocke (3:41:39 PM): Oh noes!
sharisasweetie (3:41:44 PM): buffy and anne undressed and made out
xlivvielocke (3:42:00 PM): Oh that is hot
sharisasweetie (3:42:06 PM): then xander made out w/ angle
Sarah (3:42:30 PM): awesome
sharisasweetie (3:42:42 PM): jesse and the masterbater appeared
sharisasweetie (3:42:44 PM): they made out 2
sharisasweetie (3:43:13 PM): pookilla appeared and was going 2 kill them all
sharisasweetie (3:43:17 PM): but the masterbater killed her first
sharisasweetie (3:43:33 PM): then livvie came!!!
Sarah (3:43:41 PM): yay livvie!
sharisasweetie (3:43:46 PM): she was a hooker
sharisasweetie (3:43:53 PM): everyone paid her $$$ and they all did each other
xlivvielocke (3:44:01 PM): Damn right I am a hooker
Sarah (3:44:05 PM): that's good characterization for livvie
xlivvielocke (3:44:09 PM): I think so
xlivvielocke (3:44:16 PM): I am a filthy whore
sharisasweetie (3:44:21 PM): piz came
sharisasweetie (3:44:27 PM): he left
Sarah (3:44:41 PM): aww, poor piz doesn't get any sex
sharisasweetie (3:44:45 PM): buffy started 2 dance.
sharisasweetie (3:45:01 PM): she said "i touch da fyre and it sleazesme"
xlivvielocke (3:45:12 PM): Damn right it did.
Sarah (3:45:20 PM): those are better lyrics than the real song
sharisasweetie (3:45:42 PM): xander came in. "maybe melt away!!!
sharisasweetie (3:46:15 PM): then BUFFY
sharisasweetie (3:46:19 PM): SHE SAID
sharisasweetie (3:46:32 PM): "LIVVIE IS MY SISTER"
sharisasweetie (3:46:34 PM): every1 gasped
Sarah (3:46:40 PM): OMG
sharisasweetie (3:46:45 PM): "SHE IS DA KEY"
sharisasweetie (3:46:52 PM): suddenly horny appeared!!!
sharisasweetie (3:47:03 PM): "WHICH 1 IS DA KEY???"
sharisasweetie (3:47:25 PM): livvie said "me"
sharisasweetie (3:47:40 PM): but be4 horny had da chance 2 kill her, buffy jumped into it
sharisasweetie (3:47:43 PM): spike cried
sharisasweetie (3:47:48 PM): they all lived hopefully ever after
sharisasweetie (3:47:48 PM): da end
Sarah (3:47:53 PM): spike is a big baby
Sarah (3:47:57 PM): that is a great story
Sarah (3:48:04 PM): you should post it on ff.net
Sarah (3:48:15 PM): and also some comms on LJ like gen_storyteller
xlivvielocke (3:49:27 PM): I love that story
xlivvielocke (3:49:29 PM): It made me cry
sharisasweetie (3:49:45 PM): ok
xlivvielocke (3:50:17 PM): You really need to put it on FF.net
xlivvielocke (3:50:25 PM): I will tell all my friends to go give it good reviews
sharisasweetie (3:50:28 PM): i dunn fell like it
sharisasweetie (3:50:31 PM): tell ur friends 2 add me
xlivvielocke (3:50:55 PM): Well, I only have Buffy friends so they won't add you if you don't have any Buffy stories
sharisasweetie (3:51:07 PM): oic
Sarah (3:51:22 PM): you should def post your buffy story
sharisasweetie (3:51:26 PM): k im gunna go now
xlivvielocke (3:51:52 PM): Have you ever seen Port Charles?
sharisasweetie (3:51:55 PM): no!!!
sharisasweetie (3:52:00 PM): i dont watch gay soaps lyke dat
xlivvielocke (3:52:28 PM): I am surprised you knew it. It would have gotten cancelled when you were still in elementary school
sharisasweetie (3:52:44 PM): i used 2 watch oltl
sharisasweetie (3:52:51 PM): which was on soopnet
sharisasweetie (3:52:58 PM): and sumtimes i saw dat port charlie wwas on
sharisasweetie (3:53:05 PM): jeexz stop jumping 2 fcking conclushuns
xlivvielocke (3:53:17 PM): Not jumping. Was just saying is all.
sharisasweetie (3:53:28 PM): well y dont u go have secks with miss kitty fabulous!!!!
xlivvielocke (3:53:37 PM): She isn't my type. Too hairy
sharisasweetie (3:53:45 PM): k im leavin
sharisasweetie (3:53:50 PM): u guys have been reaal swell
xlivvielocke (3:53:56 PM): So have you. Later
sharisasweetie (3:53:56 PM): and deres neither 1 hoo can say dis ended well!!!
sharisasweetie (3:54:02 PM): all dose secrets uve been concealin say ur happy now!!!
sharisasweetie (3:54:06 PM): 1nce moo w/ feelin
sharisasweetie (3:54:11 PM): SEE U ALL IN HALL
Sarah (3:54:34 PM): bye
sharisasweetie (3:54:47 PM): wait!
xlivvielocke (3:54:53 PM): Yes?
sharisasweetie (3:54:57 PM): ummmm
sharisasweetie (3:54:59 PM): dats all
sharisasweetie (3:55:00 PM): bi
xlivvielocke (3:55:06 PM): Bye girlfriend
Sarah (3:55:11 PM): bye
sharisasweetie (3:55:13 PM) has left the room.
She wrote a story with me in it during the course of our conversation. I expected nothing less than genius from her and recieved it in spades. Spoilers for the rest of her fic under the cut!
And really, if you are a little too...dense to realize that Sarah and I KNOW she is a troll and are just having a game of it...then I am not sure what to say. I did spork her fic
sharisasweetie (3:00:44 PM) has entered the room.
Sarah (3:00:44 PM) has entered the room.
x Livvie Locke (3:00:44 PM) has entered the room.
sharisasweetie (3:00:47 PM): hay
xlivvielocke (3:00:59 PM): Hola!
sharisasweetie (3:01:02 PM): r u spanish
sharisasweetie (3:01:07 PM): cuz i speak dat kinda
Sarah (3:01:12 PM): you do?
sharisasweetie (3:01:15 PM): ya
sharisasweetie (3:01:17 PM): i no how 2 say hola
sharisasweetie (3:01:19 PM): and addos
Sarah (3:01:23 PM): livvie speaks spanish
sharisasweetie (3:01:25 PM): amd hamburgesa
sharisasweetie (3:01:39 PM): and papas frasdas which means french fries, livvie
Sarah (3:01:54 PM): livvie, where are you?
Sarah (3:01:58 PM): get in the conversation
sharisasweetie (3:01:59 PM): shes spanish
xlivvielocke (3:02:10 PM): I am here. I am just working is all.
Sarah (3:02:14 PM): why do you think she's spanish
xlivvielocke (3:02:17 PM): And I speak Spanish, Italian, and English.
sharisasweetie (3:02:23 PM): wat about furbish
xlivvielocke (3:02:31 PM): Well, you know, Livvie is a Spanish name.
Sarah (3:02:40 PM): oh, i see
xlivvielocke (3:02:42 PM): I used to speak Furbish but I only know how to ask for a beer now.
sharisasweetie (3:02:48 PM): dat helps
sharisasweetie (3:02:54 PM): ok hoo wants spoils 4 da fic!!!
Sarah (3:02:58 PM): i do
sharisasweetie (3:03:02 PM): ok
sharisasweetie (3:03:02 PM): well
sharisasweetie (3:03:05 PM): get reddi 4 dis!!!
Sarah (3:03:12 PM): okay
sharisasweetie (3:03:13 PM): hey wait a sex
Sarah (3:03:14 PM): tell us
sharisasweetie (3:03:18 PM): did u even read da latest chps???
sharisasweetie (3:03:21 PM): cuz u d idnt even revoo it
xlivvielocke (3:03:24 PM): I really hope they go to Cold Stone and order Birthday Cake remix.
xlivvielocke (3:03:34 PM): Or the new Tracy Turnblad special.
Sarah (3:03:38 PM): no, i just got home and i have't had time to read the last two chaps yet
sharisasweetie (3:03:42 PM): OMFG
Sarah (3:03:42 PM): but livvie has
sharisasweetie (3:03:43 PM): GO READ IT
sharisasweetie (3:03:52 PM): I CUDDA SPOILED THE LAST CHPS 4 U
Sarah (3:04:07 PM): okay, i'm going to go read it real quick
sharisasweetie (3:04:10 PM): go hurry up omfg
sharisasweetie (3:04:12 PM): wat the hell
xlivvielocke (3:04:16 PM): She reads fast, no worries.
sharisasweetie (3:04:20 PM): ok ty livvie
xlivvielocke (3:04:25 PM): You speak Furbish?
sharisasweetie (3:04:28 PM): no
sharisasweetie (3:04:37 PM): livvie, do u lyke locke on lost??
xlivvielocke (3:04:47 PM): I've never seen Lost
sharisasweetie (3:04:53 PM): well deres a charter named locke on lost
xlivvielocke (3:05:04 PM): What is he like?
sharisasweetie (3:05:07 PM): hes bald
sharisasweetie (3:05:09 PM): r u bald
xlivvielocke (3:05:55 PM): I don't think so
sharisasweetie (3:06:04 PM): well ok
sharisasweetie (3:06:17 PM): wat did u fink of da latest chps
xlivvielocke (3:06:34 PM): Well, I am sad that even though Veronica is famous, she is all alone
xlivvielocke (3:06:39 PM): And I am scared that she might get murdered!
sharisasweetie (3:06:46 PM): ya!!!!
sharisasweetie (3:07:02 PM): riting pas death wuz sad
sharisasweetie (3:07:04 PM): but its sumthin i had 2 do
xlivvielocke (3:07:26 PM): I can imagine it was really hard for you.
sharisasweetie (3:07:41 PM): ya katrina was like "omfg no" and i sad "u dont understand"
xlivvielocke (3:07:42 PM): Hopefully Katrina was able to make you feel better. Rented New York Minute or something
sharisasweetie (3:07:49 PM): bitch i own new york minute
sharisasweetie (3:08:10 PM): but mah fav 1 is our lips are sealed!!!!!
Sarah (3:08:38 PM): okay i read the last two chapters
xlivvielocke (3:08:38 PM): What about the one where they go to their grandma's house?
sharisasweetie (3:08:44 PM): yea i like dat 1!!
sharisasweetie (3:08:51 PM): but a better 1 wen dere young is dubble dubble bubble and rubble
xlivvielocke (3:08:56 PM): I always forget the name of that one
sharisasweetie (3:09:07 PM): 2 grandma house we go
xlivvielocke (3:09:24 PM): Did you like them on Full House?
sharisasweetie (3:09:30 PM): ya dats lyke mah fav show
xlivvielocke (3:09:46 PM): You watch it when it was first on or just in reruns?
sharisasweetie (3:09:56 PM): i am 2 yung for first runs you stupid
Sarah (3:10:22 PM): you shouldn't call livvie stupid
sharisasweetie (3:10:27 PM): well im sry k
Sarah (3:10:27 PM): she's really smart actually
sharisasweetie (3:10:37 PM): how high is ur q??
xlivvielocke (3:10:51 PM): I don't like to say. How high is yours?
sharisasweetie (3:10:58 PM): ya i dont like 2 say either
xlivvielocke (3:11:07 PM): What test did you take to have it done?
sharisasweetie (3:11:14 PM): i didnt
xlivvielocke (3:11:23 PM): You just guessed what your IQ is?
sharisasweetie (3:11:26 PM): yes
xlivvielocke (3:11:51 PM): How did you come to that conclusion?
Sarah (3:11:56 PM): how on earth did you guess what it was?
sharisasweetie (3:12:01 PM): i asked mysef "shari, how smart r u???'
sharisasweetie (3:12:05 PM): and i said "u r a genius
xlivvielocke (3:12:18 PM): So what number did you come up with?
sharisasweetie (3:12:21 PM): 5000
xlivvielocke (3:13:03 PM): That is amazing. You should skip all the rest of school and go right to being a doctor.
sharisasweetie (3:13:12 PM): but then id miss katrina
sharisasweetie (3:13:19 PM): i assum her q is lower
xlivvielocke (3:13:24 PM): Or a famous detective like Veronica.
sharisasweetie (3:13:29 PM): who?
xlivvielocke (3:13:35 PM): Well, she did date Mitchell.
Sarah (3:13:44 PM): what do you want to be when you grow up?
xlivvielocke (3:13:46 PM): You. You could be a famous detective.
sharisasweetie (3:13:47 PM): a aktress
Sarah (3:14:06 PM): why do you want to be an actress?
sharisasweetie (3:14:22 PM): hannah montana makes it look fun
sharisasweetie (3:14:43 PM): so dus amanda binns
sharisasweetie (3:14:48 PM): i want 2 meet her
xlivvielocke (3:14:48 PM): Well, someone with an IQ of 5000, that is too high to be an actress. You should tell people you are about a 60
xlivvielocke (3:14:58 PM): Or else they will say you are too qualified
Sarah (3:15:01 PM): but if you are so smart, don't you want to use your abilities and do something great?
sharisasweetie (3:15:06 PM): yea like act
Sarah (3:15:18 PM): you should go to medical school
Sarah (3:15:29 PM): or law school
sharisasweetie (3:15:31 PM): idk wat that is but did u read da fic yet
Sarah (3:15:47 PM): yes, i read the last two chapters but i didn't review them yet
xlivvielocke (3:15:49 PM): You don't know what medical or law school is?
sharisasweetie (3:15:57 PM): i assume its a fancy name for high skool
xlivvielocke (3:16:38 PM): You have a pretty big vocabulary for someone who doesn't know what those are. Mortified. Knowing a lot is two words
sharisasweetie (3:16:55 PM): ya well im special
xlivvielocke (3:17:01 PM): Helmet wearing special?
sharisasweetie (3:17:07 PM): wen i ride a bike, yes
xlivvielocke (3:17:18 PM): You might want to wear one all the time to protect that big old brain.
sharisasweetie (3:17:36 PM): dont stupid people do dat
xlivvielocke (3:17:48 PM): What if someone like mitchell came up and hit you with a baseball bat?
xlivvielocke (3:17:54 PM): You wouldn't be protected!
sharisasweetie (3:17:55 PM): id kick him in da balls!!!!!
xlivvielocke (3:18:08 PM): If he came at behind, you wouldn't know
sharisasweetie (3:18:12 PM): ya i wud
sharisasweetie (3:18:15 PM): katrina wud tell me
Sarah (3:18:15 PM): you should roundhouse kick him in the head like chuck norris
Sarah (3:18:25 PM): what if katrina isn't there to tell you
xlivvielocke (3:18:28 PM): What if he hit Katrina on her way to see you?
sharisasweetie (3:18:29 PM): she would be
sharisasweetie (3:18:35 PM): den i'd kill him!!!
xlivvielocke (3:18:50 PM): You better have Katrina move in with you ASAP
xlivvielocke (3:18:54 PM): Cause he might kill her tonight!
sharisasweetie (3:18:55 PM): um were not lesbos
xlivvielocke (3:19:05 PM): What if he kills her and then hits you in the back of the head?
sharisasweetie (3:19:20 PM): he wouldnt
Sarah (3:19:27 PM): how do you know?
sharisasweetie (3:19:41 PM): who?
Sarah (3:19:55 PM): how do you know that mitchell wouldn't kill you?
sharisasweetie (3:20:03 PM): why would u ask that
xlivvielocke (3:20:10 PM): He could be killing Katrina RIGHT NOW!
sharisasweetie (3:20:16 PM): why?
Sarah (3:20:28 PM): he's probably mad that she broke up with him
xlivvielocke (3:20:30 PM): Because that is what he does
xlivvielocke (3:20:33 PM): He hurts people
sharisasweetie (3:20:37 PM): ya he hurt everyone!!!
sharisasweetie (3:20:41 PM): THAT STUPID BITCH
sharisasweetie (3:20:42 PM): I HATE HIM SO MUCH
sharisasweetie (3:20:48 PM): HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN
sharisasweetie (3:21:10 PM): ok hoo wants spoils!!!
Sarah (3:21:13 PM): i do
sharisasweetie (3:21:17 PM): well
sharisasweetie (3:21:21 PM): miss dants killer will be revelled
sharisasweetie (3:21:25 PM): AND ITLL BE DA PERSON U LEAST SUSPECKT
Sarah (3:21:44 PM): it's veronica?
xlivvielocke (3:21:46 PM): Veronica did it!
sharisasweetie (3:21:50 PM): idk u will see!!!
sharisasweetie (3:21:58 PM): and also!!!
Sarah (3:22:07 PM): veronica did it while she was high on ice cream from cold stone creamery, didn't she?
sharisasweetie (3:22:11 PM): 4 da last chpr of da fic, which wont be 4 a while, im going 2 do somethin toetally crazy
Sarah (3:22:12 PM): what else?
Sarah (3:22:21 PM): like what?
xlivvielocke (3:22:29 PM): Are you the real killer?
sharisasweetie (3:22:31 PM): u'll have 2 wait and c!!!!
sharisasweetie (3:22:38 PM): stop asking ?s!!!!
Sarah (3:22:43 PM): I think you should put Livvie in your story
sharisasweetie (3:22:58 PM): i think u shud shut ^
sharisasweetie (3:23:16 PM): i say that w/ luv
Sarah (3:24:21 PM): do you like chuck norris?
sharisasweetie (3:24:35 PM): i know endykeopeddia rattica lykes him
Sarah (3:24:48 PM): what is that?
sharisasweetie (3:24:57 PM): a website
sharisasweetie (3:25:29 PM): i like amanda binns a lot
Sarah (3:26:30 PM): do you like bratz?
sharisasweetie (3:26:36 PM): their ok
Sarah (3:27:01 PM): do you know what a troll is?
sharisasweetie (3:27:07 PM): ya
sharisasweetie (3:27:12 PM): dey live under bridges
sharisasweetie (3:27:31 PM): lol unbridge
Sarah (3:28:00 PM): so why did you almost make out with that lady that looks like umbridge?
sharisasweetie (3:28:08 PM): i was jelus
Sarah (3:28:32 PM): do you like to make out with boys or girls or both?
sharisasweetie (3:28:37 PM): former duh
sharisasweetie (3:28:43 PM): i would only do da latter if i was drank
Sarah (3:29:07 PM): have you been drunk before?
sharisasweetie (3:29:16 PM): no
Sarah (3:29:46 PM): have you drank alcohol before?
sharisasweetie (3:29:53 PM): ya just a lil tho
Sarah (3:30:16 PM): what did you drink?
sharisasweetie (3:30:23 PM): not as good as pepsa
Sarah (3:30:48 PM): where did you get the alcohol from?
Sarah (3:32:08 PM): hello
Sarah (3:32:12 PM): bonjour
xlivvielocke (3:32:24 PM): I think you need to speak esperanto
Sarah (3:32:24 PM): buenos dias
Sarah (3:32:35 PM): i don't know how to speak it - i am not william shatner
sharisasweetie (3:32:45 PM): my mam gave it 2 me
xlivvielocke (3:32:57 PM): That is some mom you got there
Sarah (3:33:09 PM): what kind did she give you?
sharisasweetie (3:33:12 PM): winn
Sarah (3:33:23 PM): did you like it?
sharisasweetie (3:33:30 PM): no
Sarah (3:34:10 PM): why haven't you joined any communities on LJ so you can make friends?
sharisasweetie (3:34:20 PM): i have a life
sharisasweetie (3:34:30 PM): and idk any gud coammtues
Sarah (3:35:40 PM): you can just search for them by your interests
Sarah (3:35:49 PM): there are lost of veronica mars comms
sharisasweetie (3:35:57 PM): shud i write more fi?c??
Sarah (3:36:05 PM): yes, definately
Sarah (3:36:12 PM): you can post your fic on LJ too
sharisasweetie (3:36:26 PM): want me 2 wrtie buffy fic rite now???
Sarah (3:36:55 PM): yes
sharisasweetie (3:37:02 PM): ok
sharisasweetie (3:37:06 PM): it was a beauiful day in funnydale
sharisasweetie (3:37:17 PM): buffy was killing vamps!!!
sharisasweetie (3:37:21 PM): tara appeared
sharisasweetie (3:37:31 PM): a vaqmp killed her and buffy begun 2 cry
xlivvielocke (3:37:43 PM): You actually totally inspired me
xlivvielocke (3:37:48 PM): I wrote a tentacle monster fic
Sarah (3:37:51 PM): that is really good so far
sharisasweetie (3:37:53 PM): dats kool
sharisasweetie (3:38:01 PM): so pillow apparated and she and buffy made out
sharisasweetie (3:38:11 PM): den pillow rellized tara was dead
sharisasweetie (3:38:13 PM): she began 2 scream
sharisasweetie (3:38:21 PM): when suddenyl..................
sharisasweetie (3:38:26 PM): a vengince damon apprared!!
sharisasweetie (3:38:43 PM): xandir killed it
xlivvielocke (3:38:48 PM): YAY XANDER!
Sarah (3:38:51 PM): awesome
Sarah (3:38:57 PM): what happens next
sharisasweetie (3:38:59 PM): then miss kitty fabulous walked in
sharisasweetie (3:39:15 PM): she wsa wearing a shirt that s aid slut
sharisasweetie (3:39:18 PM): she had turned into a whore
sharisasweetie (3:39:32 PM): willow and miss kitty fabulous went 2 family councelinhg
sharisasweetie (3:39:56 PM): but willow got pissed and killed miss kitty fabulous and willow w ent 2 jail
Sarah (3:40:06 PM): oh no, not miss kitty
xlivvielocke (3:40:13 PM): Aww, Miss Kitty is so great though
sharisasweetie (3:40:25 PM): buffy cried and cried and xander touched her leg
xlivvielocke (3:40:28 PM): You know, this is a great fic. You need to post it on LJ someplace and on fanfiction.net
sharisasweetie (3:40:42 PM): but then!!!
sharisasweetie (3:40:44 PM): SUM1 APPEAREED
sharisasweetie (3:40:48 PM): IT WUZ
sharisasweetie (3:40:51 PM): ANNE
xlivvielocke (3:41:01 PM): YAY! ANNE!
Sarah (3:41:15 PM): you should post it on the community gen_storyteller
sharisasweetie (3:41:17 PM): anne screamed
sharisasweetie (3:41:31 PM): she said "dat 1 evil dimension from dat 1 time when we were 2gether that 1 time is back 2 kill us all!!!"
xlivvielocke (3:41:39 PM): Oh noes!
sharisasweetie (3:41:44 PM): buffy and anne undressed and made out
xlivvielocke (3:42:00 PM): Oh that is hot
sharisasweetie (3:42:06 PM): then xander made out w/ angle
Sarah (3:42:30 PM): awesome
sharisasweetie (3:42:42 PM): jesse and the masterbater appeared
sharisasweetie (3:42:44 PM): they made out 2
sharisasweetie (3:43:13 PM): pookilla appeared and was going 2 kill them all
sharisasweetie (3:43:17 PM): but the masterbater killed her first
sharisasweetie (3:43:33 PM): then livvie came!!!
Sarah (3:43:41 PM): yay livvie!
sharisasweetie (3:43:46 PM): she was a hooker
sharisasweetie (3:43:53 PM): everyone paid her $$$ and they all did each other
xlivvielocke (3:44:01 PM): Damn right I am a hooker
Sarah (3:44:05 PM): that's good characterization for livvie
xlivvielocke (3:44:09 PM): I think so
xlivvielocke (3:44:16 PM): I am a filthy whore
sharisasweetie (3:44:21 PM): piz came
sharisasweetie (3:44:27 PM): he left
Sarah (3:44:41 PM): aww, poor piz doesn't get any sex
sharisasweetie (3:44:45 PM): buffy started 2 dance.
sharisasweetie (3:45:01 PM): she said "i touch da fyre and it sleazesme"
xlivvielocke (3:45:12 PM): Damn right it did.
Sarah (3:45:20 PM): those are better lyrics than the real song
sharisasweetie (3:45:42 PM): xander came in. "maybe melt away!!!
sharisasweetie (3:46:15 PM): then BUFFY
sharisasweetie (3:46:19 PM): SHE SAID
sharisasweetie (3:46:32 PM): "LIVVIE IS MY SISTER"
sharisasweetie (3:46:34 PM): every1 gasped
Sarah (3:46:40 PM): OMG
sharisasweetie (3:46:45 PM): "SHE IS DA KEY"
sharisasweetie (3:46:52 PM): suddenly horny appeared!!!
sharisasweetie (3:47:03 PM): "WHICH 1 IS DA KEY???"
sharisasweetie (3:47:25 PM): livvie said "me"
sharisasweetie (3:47:40 PM): but be4 horny had da chance 2 kill her, buffy jumped into it
sharisasweetie (3:47:43 PM): spike cried
sharisasweetie (3:47:48 PM): they all lived hopefully ever after
sharisasweetie (3:47:48 PM): da end
Sarah (3:47:53 PM): spike is a big baby
Sarah (3:47:57 PM): that is a great story
Sarah (3:48:04 PM): you should post it on ff.net
Sarah (3:48:15 PM): and also some comms on LJ like gen_storyteller
xlivvielocke (3:49:27 PM): I love that story
xlivvielocke (3:49:29 PM): It made me cry
sharisasweetie (3:49:45 PM): ok
xlivvielocke (3:50:17 PM): You really need to put it on FF.net
xlivvielocke (3:50:25 PM): I will tell all my friends to go give it good reviews
sharisasweetie (3:50:28 PM): i dunn fell like it
sharisasweetie (3:50:31 PM): tell ur friends 2 add me
xlivvielocke (3:50:55 PM): Well, I only have Buffy friends so they won't add you if you don't have any Buffy stories
sharisasweetie (3:51:07 PM): oic
Sarah (3:51:22 PM): you should def post your buffy story
sharisasweetie (3:51:26 PM): k im gunna go now
xlivvielocke (3:51:52 PM): Have you ever seen Port Charles?
sharisasweetie (3:51:55 PM): no!!!
sharisasweetie (3:52:00 PM): i dont watch gay soaps lyke dat
xlivvielocke (3:52:28 PM): I am surprised you knew it. It would have gotten cancelled when you were still in elementary school
sharisasweetie (3:52:44 PM): i used 2 watch oltl
sharisasweetie (3:52:51 PM): which was on soopnet
sharisasweetie (3:52:58 PM): and sumtimes i saw dat port charlie wwas on
sharisasweetie (3:53:05 PM): jeexz stop jumping 2 fcking conclushuns
xlivvielocke (3:53:17 PM): Not jumping. Was just saying is all.
sharisasweetie (3:53:28 PM): well y dont u go have secks with miss kitty fabulous!!!!
xlivvielocke (3:53:37 PM): She isn't my type. Too hairy
sharisasweetie (3:53:45 PM): k im leavin
sharisasweetie (3:53:50 PM): u guys have been reaal swell
xlivvielocke (3:53:56 PM): So have you. Later
sharisasweetie (3:53:56 PM): and deres neither 1 hoo can say dis ended well!!!
sharisasweetie (3:54:02 PM): all dose secrets uve been concealin say ur happy now!!!
sharisasweetie (3:54:06 PM): 1nce moo w/ feelin
sharisasweetie (3:54:11 PM): SEE U ALL IN HALL
Sarah (3:54:34 PM): bye
sharisasweetie (3:54:47 PM): wait!
xlivvielocke (3:54:53 PM): Yes?
sharisasweetie (3:54:57 PM): ummmm
sharisasweetie (3:54:59 PM): dats all
sharisasweetie (3:55:00 PM): bi
xlivvielocke (3:55:06 PM): Bye girlfriend
Sarah (3:55:11 PM): bye
sharisasweetie (3:55:13 PM) has left the room.