Alive and kicking

[xlivvielockex]

There have been a few posts here and there from me, mostly whatever fic has popped into my brain as of late. I have been commenting though or doing the best that I can. But this post isn't about the lack of posting (I will do another post for that

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[samsom]

Oh bb, you know the Mean Girls are always on board for whatever wild ride one of us instigates. *clicks seatbelt*

[xlivvielockex]

Isn't that how we ended up in a Mexican jail, handcuffed to the remains of a hotel room sink? ;)

[samsom]

We would have gotten away if you hadn't gone back for those damned pasties! But no, you said, they were from Juan Pablo, you said, you couldn't possibly leave them you said.

You didn't tell me Juan Pablo still had the pasties on, or that he had those handcuffs!

[xlivvielockex]

If I remember correctly (and I am not sure that I do. There was so much tequila. So. much. tequila) but I believe you are the one that saw him on the side of the road in San Diego and said he looked "safe enough".

[samsom]

Yeah, safe enough to get us across the border checkpoint, seeing as how neither of us spoke Spanish. Safe enough to get us to The Skippy in Juarez.

Not, repeat, NOT, safe enough to start doing belly shots with in the back of our ONLY convertible. Where the fuck did you even GET That tequila bottle anyway??? I watched you pack, and I don't recall Patron on that pile of dirty laundry you called your "vacation wardrobe".

[xlivvielockex]

I always have my natural "lady purse". Nobody has checked there for years.

And I told you that we should have rented that party bus instead of that tiny little convertible. You weren't the one who had tell the entire defensive line of the '93 Cardinals that we just couldn't take them on this trip, maybe next time.

As to my wardrobe, she who calls a hot dog costume her Sunday best should not throw stones.

[samsom]

The Skippy said stealthy. What about a party bus says stealthy to you? Besides, the convertible may have been tiny but it had 8 horses under the hood. And as it turns out, we needed every single one of them. That guard at the jail is probably still picking gravel out of his crotch.

The Cardinals will have to forebear until your probation is done. Juan Pablo, however...

And by the way, that hot dog costume ROCKED in Vegas.

[xlivvielockex]

My original plan was to land a private jet in their parking lot so yeah, the party bus was a serious step down from that.

Speaking of Vegas, how is your one woman show coming along? Were you able to get your hands on 100 cases of Boone's Strawberry Hill?