Nov 29, 2005 19:55
Here are some entertaining questions to ask yourself:
1)If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
2)Where do two squirrels go when it rains?
3)What is the sound of one hand clapping?
4)Will Ruben Parks ever pass Algebra 1?
5)If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
6)Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
7)Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called "Rush-Hour"?
8)What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
9)If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
10)If journals are meant to be private, then why is their a thing call LIVEJOURNAL?
Ponder, and I'll come back with more
-ruben
p.s. doesn't my ferret look like a raccoon?