THE IF i's

[xlipsxplusxmine]

i AM bored; tired i have so much to do
and so little fucking time.

If I were a month I would be: DEC/FEB.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 11am
If I were a planet I would be: YOUR ANUS
If I were a sea animal I would be: A SHARK.
If I were a direction I would be: WEST sideee
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A cooshion
If I were a sin I would be: TO DIE.
If I were a liquid I would be: NOFF.
If I were a tree, I would be: A HEALTHY ONE.
If I were a tool, I would be: SCREW driver.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Gardenia
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: RAIN./// missty
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:  piano.
If I were an animal, I would be: Penguin .
If I were an emotion, I would be: Teary fucker.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Brocolii
If I were an element, I would be: wind.
If I were a car, I would be: JETTA 18T. mmm nigga.
If I were a song, I would be: VAAAAGINA PILLS.
If I were a food, I would be: Guacuomole.
If I were a place, I would be: Hawaii
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: addias
If I were a word, I would be: FUCKKK.
If I were a body part I would be: BOOBIES
If I were a facial expression I would be: grrrr.
If I were a subject in school I would be: fashion GQ MMMMHMM
If I were a shape I would be: <3
If I were a number I would be: 40

END OF THE SEMESTER,
I'LL DIE IF I DON'T PASS
I SWEAR TOO YOU
I WILL CRY X1000000&PLUS
AND I'LL PISS MY PANTS.
OHHH GOD PRAY FOR ME :))))