robots seem fake

[xlilxtriggerx]

hey kitten...aren't you sick of these endless boring hours of winking hipsters?

i now have gorgeous nails that poke me in the eye, and make it impossible to button my jeans. help needed.

today I woke up with this irresistible need to buy new sunglasses. pretty white ones. i was also excited that today I finally got to sleep in.

i want ihop again.