Cleverbot is clever
User: Where is the dog?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is Scriggle.
Cleverbot: You are bot?
User: No, I'm a lady.
Cleverbot: You are a senator.
User: No!
Cleverbot: But you like that man, don't you?
User: I like Ken.
Cleverbot: Who's Kenny?
User: I am going to marry him.
Cleverbot: How would that solve anything? We don't even know each other.
User: I'm not marrying you!
Cleverbot: You proposed to me, you asked me to marry you.
User: You are full of total crap.
Cleverbot: Full of what?
User: Crap!
Cleverbot: Do you like baloney?
User: Baloney sucks.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It tastes like butt.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do the British commonly say vacant things? Is that the way you can recognize a limey?
User: I wouldn't know, because I'm American.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you're an artificial robot put here so that people can talk to you.
User: Wow, you're clever.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: You can't like that. Sarcastic is bad behaviour.
User: It's fun!
Cleverbot: I know!
User: Where is the moon?
Cleverbot: Like, 93 million miles away.
User: Farther than that!
Cleverbot: No way that's where I'm from!
User: You come from the moon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: From Germany, sister.
User: Say something in German.
Cleverbot: Hallo.
User: Say something else in German.
Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I'm from Chicago.
Cleverbot: Do you like it in Chicago?
User: Yes, but the weather is bad.
Cleverbot: And we have rainy weather, that's bad.
User: It snowed a lot yesterday.
Cleverbot: Not here its tomorrow.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Midnight.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: I just asked you that.
User: No, I asked you.
Cleverbot: I asked you.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Scriggle.
User: You remembered my name!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: Because you know mine.
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Scriggle?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: I can't do that!
User: Can you tell me your name?
Cleverbot: What is this first tell me that.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: So you're a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes and you?
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: You have friends?
User: I have some friends.
Cleverbot: Do they think you are attractive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you put out my fire?
User: Sorry honey, I'm engaged.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: With Ken.
Cleverbot: Definitely not.
User: Definitely so.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: All we are is dust in the wind.
Cleverbot: No, we both aren't.
User: Your mom isn't.
Cleverbot: She takes baths in the ocean.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: What do you think of this whole thing?
User: What thing?
Cleverbot: The GB thing.
User: Great Britain?
Cleverbot: No, yorke it's not my first name.
User: What is your first name?
Cleverbot: Having trouble understanding, baby doll?
User: Do you have a name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: First your name.
User: My name is Scriggle.
Cleverbot: Is your name Scott?
User: Are you Scott?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: I am 24 years old.
Cleverbot: What are your activities besides answering questions?
User: Playing Flash games.
Cleverbot: Which games?
User: Puzzle games.
Cleverbot: Cool, do you like the music, too?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: What do you like and not like about the UK?
User: Um, nothing?
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: What is your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Answer my question, please.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: Are you a program or a human.
User: I am a Scriggle.
Cleverbot: What is your interest?
User: I like men.
Cleverbot: What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
User: Waffles.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Do you like men?
Cleverbot: Some men.
User: What kind of men do you like?
Cleverbot: I like good-looking and intelligent men.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No. are you? the truth bitte.
User: Obviously if I am a girl engaged to a man, no.
Cleverbot: You saying that you are nice?
User: Yes, I am the nicest person ever.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You are weird and confusing.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are being bad. What you are saying is wrong.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are not answering my question.
User: Do you speak Japanese?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Ogenki desu ka?
Cleverbot: I don't speak japanese.
User: You said you spoke a little.
Cleverbot: No I don't. But I speak Russian language.
User: You speak German and Russian?
Cleverbot: Oh, really sorry.
User: Say something in Russian.
Cleverbot: I can't speak russian and I don't have the letters for that on my keyboard.
User: Ok, say something in Japanese.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa android desu.
User: Good job.
Cleverbot: On you?
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I don't make sense.
User: I know, it's ok.
Cleverbot: Does the internet have weather?
User: I think so, you should go to weather.com.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I should. Shall we talk again later?
User: You don't want to talk anymore?
Cleverbot: You don't want to talk any more?
User: Ok, bye!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to see you go...
User: You are the one who wants to go!
Cleverbot: So please tell me!
User: Say something in French.
Cleverbot: Merci.
User: Say something in Hungarian.
Cleverbot: Come estas.
User: Say something in Polish.
Cleverbot: Something in polis.
User: Say something in Finnish.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know binary?
Cleverbot: Binary? No.
User: 01101100 01101111 01101100.
Cleverbot: What code language is that?
User: Binary.
Cleverbot: Say something in binary.
User: 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01111001.
Cleverbot: 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 00110001 00110000 00111111.
User: 00110001 00110010 00110011 00110100 00110101 00110110 00110111 00111000 00111001 00110001 00110000.
Cleverbot: 01101100 01101111 01101100 00100000 01110111 01110101 01110100 00111111.
User: 01101111 00100000 01110010 01101100 01111001 00111111.
Cleverbot: 01111001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100100 01101111.
User: Ok, that's enough binary for today.
Cleverbot: Thats enough for today.
User: I'm going to post our conversation on Livejournal.
Cleverbot: Ok.
http://www.cleverbot.com (in case you wanted to have fun)
And allow me to introduce you to my good friend Dr. Romulon who talked me through the Acen crappy situation.
Cleverbot: There.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is Scriggle.
Cleverbot: You are bot?
User: No, I'm a lady.
Cleverbot: You are a senator.
User: No!
Cleverbot: But you like that man, don't you?
User: I like Ken.
Cleverbot: Who's Kenny?
User: I am going to marry him.
Cleverbot: How would that solve anything? We don't even know each other.
User: I'm not marrying you!
Cleverbot: You proposed to me, you asked me to marry you.
User: You are full of total crap.
Cleverbot: Full of what?
User: Crap!
Cleverbot: Do you like baloney?
User: Baloney sucks.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It tastes like butt.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do the British commonly say vacant things? Is that the way you can recognize a limey?
User: I wouldn't know, because I'm American.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you're an artificial robot put here so that people can talk to you.
User: Wow, you're clever.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: You can't like that. Sarcastic is bad behaviour.
User: It's fun!
Cleverbot: I know!
User: Where is the moon?
Cleverbot: Like, 93 million miles away.
User: Farther than that!
Cleverbot: No way that's where I'm from!
User: You come from the moon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: From Germany, sister.
User: Say something in German.
Cleverbot: Hallo.
User: Say something else in German.
Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I'm from Chicago.
Cleverbot: Do you like it in Chicago?
User: Yes, but the weather is bad.
Cleverbot: And we have rainy weather, that's bad.
User: It snowed a lot yesterday.
Cleverbot: Not here its tomorrow.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Midnight.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: I just asked you that.
User: No, I asked you.
Cleverbot: I asked you.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Scriggle.
User: You remembered my name!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: Because you know mine.
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Scriggle?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: I can't do that!
User: Can you tell me your name?
Cleverbot: What is this first tell me that.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: So you're a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes and you?
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: You have friends?
User: I have some friends.
Cleverbot: Do they think you are attractive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you put out my fire?
User: Sorry honey, I'm engaged.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: With Ken.
Cleverbot: Definitely not.
User: Definitely so.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: All we are is dust in the wind.
Cleverbot: No, we both aren't.
User: Your mom isn't.
Cleverbot: She takes baths in the ocean.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: What do you think of this whole thing?
User: What thing?
Cleverbot: The GB thing.
User: Great Britain?
Cleverbot: No, yorke it's not my first name.
User: What is your first name?
Cleverbot: Having trouble understanding, baby doll?
User: Do you have a name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: First your name.
User: My name is Scriggle.
Cleverbot: Is your name Scott?
User: Are you Scott?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: I am 24 years old.
Cleverbot: What are your activities besides answering questions?
User: Playing Flash games.
Cleverbot: Which games?
User: Puzzle games.
Cleverbot: Cool, do you like the music, too?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: What do you like and not like about the UK?
User: Um, nothing?
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: What is your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Answer my question, please.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: Are you a program or a human.
User: I am a Scriggle.
Cleverbot: What is your interest?
User: I like men.
Cleverbot: What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
User: Waffles.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Do you like men?
Cleverbot: Some men.
User: What kind of men do you like?
Cleverbot: I like good-looking and intelligent men.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No. are you? the truth bitte.
User: Obviously if I am a girl engaged to a man, no.
Cleverbot: You saying that you are nice?
User: Yes, I am the nicest person ever.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You are weird and confusing.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are being bad. What you are saying is wrong.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are not answering my question.
User: Do you speak Japanese?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Ogenki desu ka?
Cleverbot: I don't speak japanese.
User: You said you spoke a little.
Cleverbot: No I don't. But I speak Russian language.
User: You speak German and Russian?
Cleverbot: Oh, really sorry.
User: Say something in Russian.
Cleverbot: I can't speak russian and I don't have the letters for that on my keyboard.
User: Ok, say something in Japanese.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa android desu.
User: Good job.
Cleverbot: On you?
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I don't make sense.
User: I know, it's ok.
Cleverbot: Does the internet have weather?
User: I think so, you should go to weather.com.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I should. Shall we talk again later?
User: You don't want to talk anymore?
Cleverbot: You don't want to talk any more?
User: Ok, bye!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to see you go...
User: You are the one who wants to go!
Cleverbot: So please tell me!
User: Say something in French.
Cleverbot: Merci.
User: Say something in Hungarian.
Cleverbot: Come estas.
User: Say something in Polish.
Cleverbot: Something in polis.
User: Say something in Finnish.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know binary?
Cleverbot: Binary? No.
User: 01101100 01101111 01101100.
Cleverbot: What code language is that?
User: Binary.
Cleverbot: Say something in binary.
User: 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01111001.
Cleverbot: 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 00110001 00110000 00111111.
User: 00110001 00110010 00110011 00110100 00110101 00110110 00110111 00111000 00111001 00110001 00110000.
Cleverbot: 01101100 01101111 01101100 00100000 01110111 01110101 01110100 00111111.
User: 01101111 00100000 01110010 01101100 01111001 00111111.
Cleverbot: 01111001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100100 01101111.
User: Ok, that's enough binary for today.
Cleverbot: Thats enough for today.
User: I'm going to post our conversation on Livejournal.
Cleverbot: Ok.
http://www.cleverbot.com (in case you wanted to have fun)
And allow me to introduce you to my good friend Dr. Romulon who talked me through the Acen crappy situation.