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Aug 03, 2005 15:36

Read only if you want to see what Katie and I want in a boyfriend. Warning, it's REALLY long.

xLifesxAxLiex (1:15:00 PM): I want...
xLifesxAxLiex (1:15:01 PM): Oh my god.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:15:06 PM): I want a guy that will be head over heels for me.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:15:16 PM): I want a guy who will worship me, even if he doesn't say so all the time.
her last offense (1:15:21 PM): i do too.
her last offense (1:15:29 PM): and sometimes, i feel selfish for feeling that way.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:15:38 PM): It just makes me feel pathetic.
her last offense (1:15:53 PM): and i will not date someone who's dumb.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:15:59 PM): Nor will I.
her last offense (1:16:06 PM): what in the hell would we talk about?
her last offense (1:16:28 PM): i want to date a guy who i could see myself being friends with first.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:16:37 PM): Me too.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:16:59 PM): I want a guy that I'm friends with, and once he realizes that he might like me, he'd feel shy and awkward around me. That's the kind of guy I wan.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:17:01 PM): *want.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:17:03 PM): IT"S SO STUPID.
her last offense (1:17:10 PM): no it's not.
her last offense (1:17:21 PM): i don't what a cocky guy.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:17:35 PM): Neither do I.
her last offense (1:18:13 PM): i want an honest guy. i want a guy who will do nice things for me without asking.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:19:34 PM): I want a guy who I can just sit next to in complete silence, and be the happiest that I could ever be. I want a guy who's willing to wait forever for me. I want a guy who cares so much about me that he just has to tell me sometimes.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:20:31 PM): I think my quotes from this will make a great emo xanga post, simply because I feel like it.
her last offense (1:21:28 PM): i also want a guy who's stubborn.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:21:44 PM): Yeah!!
her last offense (1:21:57 PM): i want a guy who will argue with me.
her last offense (1:22:04 PM): i don't want a pansy boyfriend.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:22:22 PM): Neither do I.
her last offense (1:22:35 PM): i want a guy who's open-minded about me being atheist.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:23:28 PM): I want a guy who doesn't care if I'm weird sometimes. Actually, a guy that would love the fact that I'm weird sometimes. A guy that doesn't mind that I'm a tough bitch when I want to be.
her last offense (1:24:09 PM): i want a guy who appreciates my being assertive for what it is, and someone who can be silly and laugh with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:25:31 PM): A guy that's just as weird as me. A guy that doesn't fall into a stereotype, who doesn't mind being weird. One who thinks Swing music is cool, and doesn't care if other people know it.
her last offense (1:26:28 PM): a guy who will dance like a retard with me to oldies music, and enjoy every mintue of it just because he's spending time with me and having fun.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:26:51 PM): Who I can sit and read with for hours on end...
her last offense (1:27:29 PM): who likes writing or at least knows how to appreciate it.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:28:00 PM): And who doesn't care that I'm freaking obsessed with Harry Potter.
her last offense (1:29:03 PM): and who doesn't get scared off by my weird family.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:29:28 PM): Who can laugh at my jokes.
her last offense (1:29:43 PM): who likes blowing bubbles in milk with a straw as much as i do.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:30:21 PM): Who knows what kind of reaction I need when I tell him something.
her last offense (1:30:53 PM): who isn't OBSESSED with sports.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:31:59 PM): Who'll watch a chick flick with me.
her last offense (1:32:25 PM): who isn't grossed out easily.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:32:48 PM): Who doesn't care if I look like shit that day. He still thinks I'm beautiful.
her last offense (1:33:32 PM): who understands sometimes i feel worse when bad things happen to animals than when bad things happen to humans.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:34:19 PM): And who thinks it's great when I argue with people, even over the most trivial things, just beacause I like to argue.
her last offense (1:35:28 PM): who's brave enough to give me a hug when i'm angry even i throw things and swear like there's no tomorrow.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:36:08 PM): Or who'll kiss me and mean it, in front of his friends.
her last offense (1:37:51 PM): who's content with ordering some pizza and watching a disney movie on a rainy day.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:38:39 PM): And who asks me to leave my makeup off when we're at my house alone, because he likes seeing me.
her last offense (1:39:50 PM): who thinks the weird faces i make when i don't like something are cute.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:40:20 PM): ...And that weird face I make when I'm thinking really hard.
her last offense (1:40:55 PM): and who doesn't find me cracking my knuckles annoying.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:42:19 PM): A guy who laughs just as much as I do at my strange sneeze and yawn.
her last offense (1:42:42 PM): who doesn't mind i make funny noises when i stretch.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:43:31 PM): A guy who can just hold me, without it leading to something else.
her last offense (1:44:13 PM): who is comfortable with waiting to do something more than kissing and cuddling.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:44:45 PM): ...Yet he can't seem to get his mind off me.
her last offense (1:45:37 PM): and still respects my wishes and doesn't try to coax me into doing anything.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:45:58 PM): And realizes when he's gone too far.
her last offense (1:46:56 PM): who's big enough to know when he needs to apologize to me.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:47:54 PM): And who's man enough to admit it when he likes watching musicals with me, or anything else for that matter.
her last offense (1:48:40 PM): who isn't held back from doing stupid things by his heterosexuality.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:50:25 PM): Who'll memorize madonna lyrics with me, and nearly scream them as we're driving.
her last offense (1:51:15 PM): who will enjoy slowdancing with me, even if there's no music and if we're just at home.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:51:37 PM): Who's actually kind of clumsy...
her last offense (1:52:12 PM): who lets me borrow his clothes.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:53:25 PM): Who doesn't get mad when I feel like being selfish or emo about something.
her last offense (1:53:57 PM): who remembers the names of all the animals in my stuffed animal collection.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:54:56 PM): Who puts up with my constant talking of Harry Potter.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:55:03 PM): ...and likes it, in fact.
her last offense (1:56:12 PM): who can have an in-depth oncersation and not be bored.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:57:01 PM): Who understands what I'm trying to say, even when I can't fully articulate it.
her last offense (1:57:54 PM): who gives me the word i need when i can't think of it.
xLifesxAxLiex (1:59:57 PM): Who puts up with the fact that I might write a story he'll never get to read.
her last offense (2:00:50 PM): who likes enough of the same things i do to have a bond, but is different enough to keep things interesting.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:02:26 PM): Who respects the fact that I'm very pro-women's rights, but at the same time, acts like a gentleman.
her last offense (2:02:48 PM): who isn't allergic to animals.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:03:37 PM): who's pretty calm and collected for the most part, but becomes wild when he wants to.
her last offense (2:04:03 PM): but who doesn't want to party all the time.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:05:01 PM): Who'd rather spend time with me in my house (even if my parents are there) than at some huge stupid party.
her last offense (2:05:18 PM): who doesn't smoke, and wouldn't ever think of it.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:06:16 PM): Who thinks doing dangerous things for the sake of it is pretty stupid.
her last offense (2:07:06 PM): who is a thrill seeker somewhat, but is a safe guy, too.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:07:45 PM): Who's not afraid to make his friends feel guity about doing something wrong.
her last offense (2:08:32 PM): who doesn't mind meeting my friends, and doesn't care that sometimes i'll need to hang out with just them.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:09:44 PM): Who doesn't mind just sitting and waiting for me to get ready for something.
her last offense (2:11:01 PM): who doesn't mind keeping things clean.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:11:57 PM): who likes holding my hand for no reason.
her last offense (2:13:09 PM): who likes kissing my cheek.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:13:50 PM): Who can become very protective of me at times.
her last offense (2:14:12 PM): who gets jealous.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:14:34 PM): ...Jealous to the point where he can't even BEGIN to describe how jealous he is.
her last offense (2:16:11 PM): who likes going places with me and holding hands in public.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:17:35 PM): Who doesn't care that I'm a huge grammar freak, and that I'll correct him when he's wrong.
her last offense (2:17:54 PM): who think it's cute that i'm shy.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:18:31 PM): Who'll go to all my drama shows. Every one of them. Every showing of every show, just because he loves seeing me.
her last offense (2:20:09 PM): who doesn't mind going shopping with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:20:47 PM): And doesn't mind if I want to pay for my own when we go out sometimes.
her last offense (2:21:07 PM): and who doesn't push paying for everything.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:21:47 PM): Who thinks all the random things I say are cute.
her last offense (2:23:01 PM): who likes tickling me, but stops when i tell him to.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:23:32 PM): Who knows when I'm kidding or not.
her last offense (2:24:34 PM): who gets my sarcasm.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:28:45 PM): Who understands that I have times where I just don't want to put up with people.
her last offense (2:29:12 PM): who is understanding of the fact that i won't trust him right away.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:29:49 PM): And who knows that just as the trust is there, it can be taken away with one wrong move.
her last offense (2:31:01 PM): and who doesn't get scared off when i don't feel like being around anyone.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:31:40 PM): Who realizes respect is a mutual thing.
her last offense (2:32:45 PM): who wouldn't mind driving to toys r us with me and just looking at all the cool toys.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:33:34 PM): ...And could live in a bookstore with me.
her last offense (2:34:22 PM): and who sings along to the cranberries with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:36:38 PM): Who will suddenly burst out into song because we stopped talking for a moment.
her last offense (2:37:26 PM): who wouldn't mind going to the park and sliding down the slides with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:37:49 PM): Who thinks it would be cool to take swing dance lessons with me.
her last offense (2:38:16 PM): who has grown to hate SOAD as much as i have.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:39:43 PM): Who thinks anime is okay as a tv show, but people who claim to be able to draw, but only draw anime should be shot.
her last offense (2:40:09 PM): who likes listening to tupac and pretending he's a rapper.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:41:14 PM): Who gets really shy when I start talking about sexuality.
her last offense (2:41:53 PM): who is also insecure about his appearance, but has confidence for other things.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:44:12 PM): Who knows that I like some of the same things guys like, but doesn't just constantly remind me of it.
her last offense (2:44:28 PM): who makes fun of me for being a dork in a joking way.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:45:34 PM): Who secretly makes mistakes in what he says just to see me get flustered and correct him.
her last offense (2:46:28 PM): who thinks i'm cute when i'm mildly annoyed.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:48:12 PM): Who likes how competitive I am at times.
her last offense (2:48:36 PM): who pokes my nose for no apparent reason.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:49:03 PM): Who laughs when I do something stupid like lick him because I was bored.
her last offense (2:51:00 PM): who loves going for walks in the fall when the leaves are changing colors.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:51:54 PM): Who'll hunt me down to throw a snowball at me, then roll through the snow with me just because it's fun, regardless how cold it is.
her last offense (2:52:27 PM): who ruffles my hair and knows i'll laugh it off.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:52:57 PM): Who'll walk up behind me and cover my eyes, asking who it is, even though he knows full well that I know.
her last offense (2:53:50 PM): who gives me hugs from behind and holds me close, thinking he'd be perfectly content staying that way for a while.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:54:37 PM): Who'd take me out to dinner, and let me order for myself, even if he knew what I was going to order.
her last offense (2:55:05 PM): who likes sharing things with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:55:46 PM): Who appreciates the little things in life.
her last offense (2:56:05 PM): who kills bugs for me.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:56:15 PM): ...as much as he doesn't like them either.
her last offense (2:57:31 PM): who isn't shallow.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:58:22 PM): Who thinks my freckles are cute.
her last offense (2:58:33 PM): ..who counts my freckles.
xLifesxAxLiex (2:59:10 PM): ...then asks if he can connect them.
her last offense (2:59:32 PM): ..then acts shocked when i say no.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:00:25 PM): Who doesn't always come up with the perfect idea of a date, and admits when he messed up on it.
her last offense (3:01:17 PM): who likes pbs shows as much as i do.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:03:35 PM): Who tries to be suave at times, but fails completely.
her last offense (3:03:54 PM): who takes care of me and makes me soup when i'm sick.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:04:27 PM): ...and doesn't care if he catches the cold, because he was there with me.
her last offense (3:04:53 PM): who likes tea, and isn't too manly to admit it.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:06:14 PM): Who says that whatever my ambition in life is, he'll do everything he can to help me achieve it.
her last offense (3:06:28 PM): who does intend on going to college.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:07:47 PM): Who knows when we need a break from being together.
her last offense (3:08:03 PM): but knows that doesn't mean we're breaking up.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:08:25 PM): ...And then tells me that he missed me when we were apart.
her last offense (3:08:46 PM): and calls every day because he missed me that much.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:10:29 PM): Who will write letters to me that he'll never send.
her last offense (3:11:12 PM): who saves them, and shows them to me when we're older.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:11:50 PM): And blushes like mad when he does.
her last offense (3:12:09 PM): and holds him close while i read through each one out loud.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:14:17 PM): Who thinks that sometime's it's better to be shy with each other than completely out in the open.
her last offense (3:14:37 PM): but is still straight-forward with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:14:55 PM): Who gets worried that maybe he's not good enough for me.
her last offense (3:15:20 PM): who is thankful for every moment he spends with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:17:00 PM): And isn't afraid to tell me that he is.
her last offense (3:17:23 PM): who knows i feel the exact same way about him.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:19:05 PM): Who isn't perverted all the time.
her last offense (3:19:50 PM): who understands when things are sick though, and laughs with me.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:22:13 PM): Who doesn't mind if I make a stupid joke.
her last offense (3:23:18 PM): who laughs at it anyway.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:23:37 PM): And understands that I can be completely politically incorrect at times.
her last offense (3:23:56 PM): who embraces it, and does the same.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:25:28 PM): Who likes watching the rain with me
her last offense (3:25:55 PM): who doesn't laugh when i get scared if there's a tornado watch.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:26:16 PM): And if anything, he'll take you to the right place to be and calms you down.
her last offense (3:27:32 PM): and he'd be willing to do anything for me.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:29:07 PM): Regardless how stupid of a task it is, he'd love doing it.
her last offense (3:29:18 PM): and he'd love to cook for me.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:29:33 PM): and he'd eat my cooking, however bad it is.
her last offense (3:29:40 PM): even if it was burned.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:29:57 PM): ...much like my shoulder.
her last offense (3:30:24 PM): .. and he wouldn't have cannibalistic thoughts. ..
xLifesxAxLiex (3:31:14 PM): ...yeah.
her last offense (3:31:17 PM): lmao.
her last offense (3:31:21 PM): i'm all out.
her last offense (3:31:22 PM): lmfao.
xLifesxAxLiex (3:31:24 PM): Me too.
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