Does everybody know what time it is?

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It's time for SENSATIONAL DEPRAVITY!!! As Seen On TV!

Remember America, your president loves you as long as you believe in our savior, JESUS JONES... errrrrr Christ.

Eerie voice over: Did you Inhale?
Us: Apparently...

Anyway! Now onto tonight's show. The topic? Abortion and stem cell research.
...oh who are we kidding, this show is jam packed with toilet humor a la Kevin Smith.

Now without further adieu, it's time for everybody's favorite game show, LET'S HAVE AN ORGASM!!! OK, too much Rocky Horror at Icon. Well with us tonight we have the President's brother's housekeeper's husband's cousin Jermaine!

Us: So Jermaine, what are your views on abortion?
Jermaine: Well mang, if it wasn't for abortion, I'd have like five fucking kids by now!
Us: Uhhhh, you can't say fucking on television. Oh shit, I said it too. GODDAMNIT
Jermaine: Um, I thought we were on LiveJournal.
Us: Oh yeah, good thing! Well uhh, next question! Do you think stem cell research is wrong if you have to obtain the stem cells from human embryos?
Jermaine: Jigga wha?
Us: Exactly!!!

We'll be back after this short commercial or something...