the NEED
ok so far, let's go over the boy situation since my re-location from jersey to boston...
1) Tone - started out great, ended abruptly. i guess im just an old fashioned fuck up. STATUS : i guess we were meant to be ex boyfriends.
2) jonnie - not diagnosed. what is up with this kid? and how can i get invited to the party? STATUS : not sure, could be a work in progress. but i hate those.
3) et/gizmo's love child - maybe he's just sooo doorky and sooo nerdy that he comes off gay. weird. all i wanna do is make out. is that so hard for straight guys to do? i think making out is fun. and sexuality is no excuse cause i ALWAYS make out with straight girls. play is play. (refer to margaret cho's philosophy : "i was so confused. am i gay? am i straight? then i realized... no, im just slutty. where's my parade?")
STATUS : guess we'll never be together like in my dreams a la deborah gibson
4) the indie boys at Mass Art - they are just soo indie aka that means gay looking. but some of them have been giving me the "eyes" or i have caught some of them staring. they are too indie for me to approach tho. i especially like the one with the green petticoat and the ripped jeans that he wears EVERY DAY. STATUS : too indie to be approached. JAMI would understand this one.
5) broken arm cast boy - this boy sits in the library and spends hours online. maybe he doesnt have a computer but is obsessed with AOL IM? i tried seeing what his screen name is... damnit bad eye sight. cute, but sexuality is not discovered. STATUS : too embarassed to approach.
6) James (internet boy) - this boy i met online he goes to BU. he is REALLY hot and really ambitious and really cute and doesn't make fun of the fact that i luv female vocalists from the 60s. STATUS : meeting someone from the internet is so 80s! plus, he could be a fake.
7) Mat aka Canadian Art Educator : ok this guy is 29 married and so hot. he always flirts with me, dresses real gay, and loves the attention i give him. STATUS : he's a metro sexual. WHY MUST U STRAIGHTS TEASE US THIS WAY!
8) Vin Diesel - no way. STATUS : only stupid oodles of love fan mail sent to him. he probably never reads it anyway.
so my love/crush list has been PATHETIC! god can't some gay guy just save me? or at least stalk me...
NOW my ode to weed. (to the tune of "Sugar Pie Honey Bunch"
Water bong, blunts, and joints,
u know that i love u
i cant help myself,
i love you and nobody else.
in and out my lungs
you come and you go
leaving just your resin behind
and i've smoked you a thousand times
when i hit the peace pipe,
or hear your name
i come running to you
i'm tied to your resin hits
there's nothing that i can do...
Clay Aiken sang this on American Idol II. he should sing my version. im sure he would do a good job.
1) Tone - started out great, ended abruptly. i guess im just an old fashioned fuck up. STATUS : i guess we were meant to be ex boyfriends.
2) jonnie - not diagnosed. what is up with this kid? and how can i get invited to the party? STATUS : not sure, could be a work in progress. but i hate those.
3) et/gizmo's love child - maybe he's just sooo doorky and sooo nerdy that he comes off gay. weird. all i wanna do is make out. is that so hard for straight guys to do? i think making out is fun. and sexuality is no excuse cause i ALWAYS make out with straight girls. play is play. (refer to margaret cho's philosophy : "i was so confused. am i gay? am i straight? then i realized... no, im just slutty. where's my parade?")
STATUS : guess we'll never be together like in my dreams a la deborah gibson
4) the indie boys at Mass Art - they are just soo indie aka that means gay looking. but some of them have been giving me the "eyes" or i have caught some of them staring. they are too indie for me to approach tho. i especially like the one with the green petticoat and the ripped jeans that he wears EVERY DAY. STATUS : too indie to be approached. JAMI would understand this one.
5) broken arm cast boy - this boy sits in the library and spends hours online. maybe he doesnt have a computer but is obsessed with AOL IM? i tried seeing what his screen name is... damnit bad eye sight. cute, but sexuality is not discovered. STATUS : too embarassed to approach.
6) James (internet boy) - this boy i met online he goes to BU. he is REALLY hot and really ambitious and really cute and doesn't make fun of the fact that i luv female vocalists from the 60s. STATUS : meeting someone from the internet is so 80s! plus, he could be a fake.
7) Mat aka Canadian Art Educator : ok this guy is 29 married and so hot. he always flirts with me, dresses real gay, and loves the attention i give him. STATUS : he's a metro sexual. WHY MUST U STRAIGHTS TEASE US THIS WAY!
8) Vin Diesel - no way. STATUS : only stupid oodles of love fan mail sent to him. he probably never reads it anyway.
so my love/crush list has been PATHETIC! god can't some gay guy just save me? or at least stalk me...
NOW my ode to weed. (to the tune of "Sugar Pie Honey Bunch"
Water bong, blunts, and joints,
u know that i love u
i cant help myself,
i love you and nobody else.
in and out my lungs
you come and you go
leaving just your resin behind
and i've smoked you a thousand times
when i hit the peace pipe,
or hear your name
i come running to you
i'm tied to your resin hits
there's nothing that i can do...
Clay Aiken sang this on American Idol II. he should sing my version. im sure he would do a good job.