Ahh the first entry.
Now that I have a LiveJournal. I can truely explain my feelings. You see, you filthy American bastards, Sadam and I have been friends for quite sometime. But somewhere along the way, I started noticing the little things about him. The way his eyes light up when he talks about his favorite subjects, such as taking over the world, and destroying the innocent. The way his beard moves when he smiles, a way that makes my heart just melt. I am afraid, afraid that I am falling in love with him. Yes Sadam, I believe I AM falling in love with you! I can only hope you feel the same, for if you do not, it may ruin our friendship for life, and all of our plans to dominate will be ruined! Please my love, say you feel the same! Its all I can do not to run into your arms when you are helping me through a crisis, or even just around me in general! Oh Allah what shall I do.