I sleep with Pokemon cuz they protect me from the evils in the world.

Jun 09, 2005 15:16

as next years treasurer, i vote escalators be put throughout the school. Escalators up and down the damn school, escalators even on the steps into the library, on... oh yes: Escalators to the junior and senior lots.

i miss long since forgotten, why did they break up?

Poop Fact #343: The longest poop was 12 ft. 2 in. long, and took 2 hours and 12 minutes to produce.

->ill beat it.

oh, and i went to sharis for the spaghetti, mmm... so good.... i love the shakes.

the divorce show will be so sweeticious, and hopefully... carissa, you got them to bring me their CD.

Poop Fact #045: If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

->uber fun.

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congratulations on the senior who will graduate. Ill see you guys hopefully in the future when i become famous and powerfully rich, and own the worlds donut distributing companies. i started writing my autobiography, it's going pretty slow right now. Probably cuz im writing about my loser days when i would go through people cubbies for snacks, and called myself a sports player when all i did was play goalie for recess soccer. And i was always on the loser team, and the other team would always make it across the field, and they'd shoot the ball at me. Id get hit about ten times a day, and get yelled at by my team mates...... New York Times Bestseller, here i come!
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