what color is your poop?
so.... total fitness called today. i won a membership off McDonalds drawing, and i still haven't claimed it. nor do i want to. I signed up for the drawing, cuz it said McDonalds on it... just some yellow sheet. I stuffed it in some box later, which i should've looked it over, but i didnt... too busy eating my burgers.
i shouldve taken the car in for fixing earlier. Its being stupid. I got to jiffy lube today to get the oil change i promised a year ago. when i started the car, the engine died automatically, and it started rolling backwards into the jiffy lube garage. i almost hit the car they were working on, but thankfully, i hit the brakes in time. supposedly, the battery now has problems too. they found the hardend flour inside the engine thanks to nazi and his butt pillow!
also, i plugged in my old computer yesterday, and played oregon trail, and old school solitaire/minesweeper. windows 3.1 is so sweet! duke nukem 2d is so addicting!
i ate corn today, and didnt have corn in my poop. im amazing!
earlier, i was painting my donut flower for painting. and being so concentrated that i was, i accidently drooled on the flower, and smeared the whole thing up. so, in my rage... i clipped the painting up and shot it with my bb gun on fully automatic. speaking of gun, i found my old shotgun that shot a cork tied to string. and i imediately popped in one of my favorite VHS tapes... winney the pooh and the rainy day. by far, better than all the new cartoons and puppet poohs. theres a scene where pooh has his cork shotgun and was talking to himself... so cute. i have a stuffed pooh that watches me when i sleep. it's like he's watching over me, and i feel safe.
thanks to all you people who gave me food over this week. someday, ill return the favor by writing you guys a check for a couple hundred dollars. so ha! to all those who didnt give me any. you never know when you'll be stuck in a volcano filled with molten lava and ill drive by with rope and a cell phone. this food you have could be a matter of life and death.
hmm... whats the next big holiday? does anyone know?
i found my i beat anorexia shirt, when should i wear it? and since im asking questions and all... what color is your poop?
today, i almost felt a heart attack coming on cuz i lost my panda bear. Its name is pew, and ive had it since i was born, and its the dearest thing to me. I sleep with it every night, and cant go to sleep without it. im planning on taking it with me to college.
i shouldve taken the car in for fixing earlier. Its being stupid. I got to jiffy lube today to get the oil change i promised a year ago. when i started the car, the engine died automatically, and it started rolling backwards into the jiffy lube garage. i almost hit the car they were working on, but thankfully, i hit the brakes in time. supposedly, the battery now has problems too. they found the hardend flour inside the engine thanks to nazi and his butt pillow!
also, i plugged in my old computer yesterday, and played oregon trail, and old school solitaire/minesweeper. windows 3.1 is so sweet! duke nukem 2d is so addicting!
i ate corn today, and didnt have corn in my poop. im amazing!
earlier, i was painting my donut flower for painting. and being so concentrated that i was, i accidently drooled on the flower, and smeared the whole thing up. so, in my rage... i clipped the painting up and shot it with my bb gun on fully automatic. speaking of gun, i found my old shotgun that shot a cork tied to string. and i imediately popped in one of my favorite VHS tapes... winney the pooh and the rainy day. by far, better than all the new cartoons and puppet poohs. theres a scene where pooh has his cork shotgun and was talking to himself... so cute. i have a stuffed pooh that watches me when i sleep. it's like he's watching over me, and i feel safe.
thanks to all you people who gave me food over this week. someday, ill return the favor by writing you guys a check for a couple hundred dollars. so ha! to all those who didnt give me any. you never know when you'll be stuck in a volcano filled with molten lava and ill drive by with rope and a cell phone. this food you have could be a matter of life and death.
hmm... whats the next big holiday? does anyone know?
i found my i beat anorexia shirt, when should i wear it? and since im asking questions and all... what color is your poop?
today, i almost felt a heart attack coming on cuz i lost my panda bear. Its name is pew, and ive had it since i was born, and its the dearest thing to me. I sleep with it every night, and cant go to sleep without it. im planning on taking it with me to college.