Lesson 1 Muggle Studies
Alright you lot! Time for your first Muggle Studies Lesson so listen up! Questions at the end of lecture. No interuptions or else.
*takes something out of her desk to show them*
This is an L115A1 Sniper Rifle used by the British Army. It shoots large caliber rounds, like of the 50 caliber kind. That means, my babies, it can blow a big hole in you. If someone aims this at you, most of the time, you won't even know they're there and magic won't help you. You have to be aware of your surroundings and 'know thy enemy' and all of that such shit. Now I'm not sayin' that muggles are our enemy, far from it, but its kinda stupid for the pure bloods to refuse to learn anything about 'em when a muggle can kill 'em with out them seein' them, right? *cackles*
For homework, I want three feet of parchment on how we can improve Muggle and Wizard relations with out inciting war. Heh, bye my babies.. have pleasant dreams...
[Filtered to Dumbledore/hackable by staff]
Ha!! How do you like that one, Chuckles?! Sorry you offered it to me now?
[[ooc: my final SH post before the weekend off! will answer posts when I return.. hee~]]
*takes something out of her desk to show them*
This is an L115A1 Sniper Rifle used by the British Army. It shoots large caliber rounds, like of the 50 caliber kind. That means, my babies, it can blow a big hole in you. If someone aims this at you, most of the time, you won't even know they're there and magic won't help you. You have to be aware of your surroundings and 'know thy enemy' and all of that such shit. Now I'm not sayin' that muggles are our enemy, far from it, but its kinda stupid for the pure bloods to refuse to learn anything about 'em when a muggle can kill 'em with out them seein' them, right? *cackles*
For homework, I want three feet of parchment on how we can improve Muggle and Wizard relations with out inciting war. Heh, bye my babies.. have pleasant dreams...
[Filtered to Dumbledore/hackable by staff]
Ha!! How do you like that one, Chuckles?! Sorry you offered it to me now?
[[ooc: my final SH post before the weekend off! will answer posts when I return.. hee~]]