friends only. for realz.
I'm Sam ie; best girl ever. I'm 20 years old and I still act like a giddy 16 year old in public. I like teapots, the cold winter breeze, males who wear pretty scarves and orange & poppyseed cake.
I'm in love with the character Andrew from Garden State. I think cheesy 80's movies are awesome entertainment, and a great source of inspiration when searching for new cheesy phrases to incorporate into everyday life. ie; The Breakfast Club. Eg; "I'm going to crack some skulls!". Srsly, that makes me sound so tough & cool.
I might abuse you and call you a cunt, but never fear, for that's just the way I show my love. I also like to think I give the raddest hugs ever.
I'm addicted to coffee & searching for movies and bands that'll change my life. I'm pretty sure I have an epiphany atleast once a week.
I have a red car, no it doesn't make it go faster.
I hate going to sleep alone.
I can be a total grammar nazi. I just find it totally unbearable trying to read a bunch of incoherent bullshit. I honestly don't understand how people can't string a sentence together, complete retardedness. It sickens me when people completely rape the english language, not to make things easier, but for trend's sake. If you type " a widdle lyk diz " or, " DiZ!11 " for aesthetic purposes only, then you are a freakin' idiot and I kind of, sort of, probably don't want to know you.
I wait tables and shake up margaritas and cosmopolitans for a living. Yes, it's a fucking dead end job, yes it's quite soul destroying, and no, I don't actually look at it as some sort of career prospect for the future. It's merely just a stepping stone in my eyes, and in a couple of years I'll be on to bigger and better things. For now though, I'll contine to serve overpriced margaritas and sirloin steaks to an array of fucking morons whilst saving furiously to get the fuck out of here in November. UK UK UK. Here I come.
I love the sound of electro, deep house, ambient and breaks. Thick dirty basslines are my favourite. Breakdowns come second.
Dancing is pretty fun, I like to think I have rhythm.
I think Indie kids are pretty adorable.
I hate whorefaces, cheap bitches, sluts, skanks, scunts, scruts, sluzzas etc. Basically if you're a dirty promiscuous whore, then you're robbing the world of precious oxygen. You're disgusting.
What ever happened to good old fashioned manners, ettiquette, and grace? Everywhere I look these days I see 'itches running around with their boobs out looking for their next dose of herpes. I take a lot of pride in myself, I'm pretty over everyone else at this stage in my life. It's all about self honour for me now.
I love lyrics. Ever so much. I think Conor Oberst is a lyrical genius. I'd have to say that the song Gorecki by Lamb, is by far one of the most beautiful, moving and sad pieces of music I've ever heard in my life.
I'm quite strange at times, I have characteristics that you probably won't find in many other girls. That wasn't meant to sound stuck up either. I can be high and a.d.d like one minute, then quiet and in my own world the next. I'm an up down sort of person, if you don't like that, then you probably shouldn't be my friend. When I'm bored I come up with ridiculous ideas, and I tend to take risks and fall into adventure mode at the drop of a hat. If I'm not at work, or sitting at home, then you'll usually find me at Shellharbour pub abusing jocks with my friend Sarah, at a cafe sipping on a flat white, or at the harbour thrusting the air and spontaneously breaking into song.
The saying "Ignorance is bliss" applies to like 95% of the population. I hate racism, close minded people and simple twits who are capable of so much more yet choose to adopt mainstream views and attitudes.
I carry a journal everywhere. It's full of random pictures, thoughts, my lame attempts at poetry, lyrics, accounts of my day, moments of clarity in written form and angry rants. If I love you enough, I'll show you it. I haven't shown anyone my entire journal... I guess I'm pretty solitary at times. I'm such an open book, yet so closed at the same time. Contradiction.
Srsly, I think most of you are smart enough to know whether you should add me or not. If you have no idea what the fuck I was just talking about, then perhaps you should try someone else.
Much love,
Sam.