My sincerest appologies.
I want to appologize to everyone who attended my party last night for my behavior. To say that I was out of control would be an understatement, so to those of you I neglected in favor of my new porcelain best friend: I was really shitty last night and I'm sorry. For those of you who know me well, I probably don't need to tell you that that sort of out of control behavior was a first for me. In explanation, I was stressed as hell, though I know this is not a real excuse. For those of you who don't know me that well, I'm sorry you had to see me like that, and I hope that I haven't ruined your opinions of me. If I pissed any of you off enough that you feel I deserve some punishment, you should be happy to know that I am paying for last night in more ways than one...