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Jan 10, 2005 17:34

Hokay...
So 2005 has kicked so much ass so far. On New Years Eve, Kim and Pussy were at Ivy's house drinking. Nothing happens for Ivy, Pussy gets light headed, and Kim gets totally buzzed and pukes. Then the three stuges come to Audrey's house, and me and Audrey are there. But, before they come we have to have New Years Eve dinner with Audrey's family. Audrey's dad gives us a shot of...something, I dont even remember. Then we steal half a bottle of wine and bring it upstairs in a sparkling cider bottle. I split that with Pussy. Then Pussy gets a call from this guy, and he wants to see her, so everyone sneaks out of the house and goes down to the park to meet this guy and his friend (who wants one of them to go with them too)I have to stay back because I needed to cover for the people who left. What a good friend I am huh? Anyway, so Kim and Audrey come back like 15 minutes later, but Ivy and Pussy go off with this guy and his friend. Pussy gets some action, but Ivy is totally grossed out by the guy she is with and doesn't want to even be near him. So twelve comes and they are still not back yet. So we get the champaigne. Then we say that we want a little bit more, so Audrey's Dad gives us another bottle. So between the three of us, we have two whole bottles of champaigne. Now you have to understand that I realize that I didn't drink a lot, but when you weigh 97 Lbs. and have like a shot of vodka (or w/e) half a bottle of wine and like a whole bottle of champaigne (Audrey had like one glass me and Kim had the rest)You get kinda tipsy. I spent the rest of the night watching Kim (who was already a little drunk) run around with no shirt on and go lay naked in the street and shit, and laying down talking to Pussy about I don't know what. I spent like two hours giving Kim and Pussy massages, and listening to them make sex sounds. So that is how I started 2005. Very fun. Since then, I have cut most all of my hair off, bought a shit load of insence, almost burnt Audrey's house down lighting the incense, seen like 7 movies, been to the mall like 5 times, eaten at cold stones 87594 times, and basically had a fucking great ass time. School started today though, that sucked, but w/e, I slept a good majority of it like like always. I have a retreat coming up. I'm actually excited, me, Pussy, and Kim are going to raise all kinds of hell. It's going to be kick ass! Alright, I've wrote and epic novel now, so I think I'll be going. I think I'm going snowboarding this weekend...anyone wanna join?

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::EDIT::
I got a myspace
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/14700873
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