31 - Never wanted it to end this way

Sep 14, 2006 08:55

[Private to Akatsuki - Specifically Leader]Ino. What are we doing about her? I feel she is a hinderance and needs to go. I am not in a position where I can silence her, but it needs done I feel ( Read more... )

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Private to Akatsuki notadolly September 14 2006, 21:49:29 UTC
I'll be certain to talk to her. My methods of dissuasion are a little more... effective than some of the other shit that's been attempted. I fear I am one of the few with an actual good track record as far as this organization goes.

You don't just scare a rat. It will come back when you're asleep and will still eat all your grain.

You kill it. With a rock. That solves the problem quite effectively.

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Re: Private to Akatsuki sirleadersama September 15 2006, 00:01:00 UTC
Thank you, Sasori. Once more, your powers of observation astound me. I was about to ask you to accomplish this task, but you have beaten me to it.

I prefer to stab rats myself. Preferably in front of all their squealing friends and family to make an example of why it doesn't pay to piss me off.(tm)

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Re: Private to Akatsuki notadolly September 15 2006, 23:11:33 UTC
I am sorry I did not get to it sooner, but I can assure you I have had some rather... persuasive words with her, and she should no longer be a threat.

Should she prove herself to be even more dimwitted than I thought and attempt to cause any further annoyance, I fear our complex will be short one blonde. A pity.

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Re: Private to Akatsuki sirleadersama September 15 2006, 23:21:54 UTC
A pity indeed.

That reminds me, since you can be trusted, I've been having some trouble with an associate of mine in a ...shall we say "border skirmish"?

Remember Julio? That rat has ran south of the border to escape my agents working in San Diego. Will you please chase him down and remind him who is in charge? Extract your wratch if necessary.

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Re: Private to Akatsuki notadolly September 15 2006, 23:36:14 UTC
Most certainly. I have a score to settle with Julio as it stands. Extracting my wratch would be most satisfying.

If you're not opposed, I was considering bringing Itachi along. I think the experience could only be good for him. Besides that, he really needs to learn how to fire a gun properly. He holds it like a nancy.

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Re: Private to Akatsuki sirleadersama September 15 2006, 23:52:12 UTC
I would most definitely approve of taking that sheltered nancy boy with you. Have a good trip.

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Re: Private to Akatsuki xkimikinsx September 16 2006, 08:02:42 UTC
((beautiful words!))

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Re: Private to Akatsuki xkimikinsx September 15 2006, 00:04:22 UTC
Good luck with that. I can't handle talking to her anymore. I feel mentally scarred.

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