IS YOUR BITCH ASS READY FOR SOME TAEMIN??
FUCK YEAH IT'S A TAEMIN PIMP POST. I HAD TO DO IT IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN EXPRESS MY UNDYING LOVE FOR MY SWEET PRINCE ;____;
LEE MOTHERFUCKING TAEMIN IS A PURE, ANGELIC CHERUB OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND WAS CREATED BY HEECHUL GOD TO MAKE THIS PLANET SUCK LESS. ARE YOU MADE OF STRAWBERRY CAKES, SPARKLES UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, SUGAR AND MAGIC? FUCK I DIDN'T THINK SO.
*LAPSLOCK CUZ I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING DIS UP*
PROFILE AKA AGE AND HEIGHT CUZ THAT'S ALL YOU BITCHES CARE ABOUT:
Real Name: Lee Taemin
DOB: July 18th, 1993
Hometown: Dongbong-gu, Seoul
Height: 175cm
Weight: 50kg
Bloodtype: B
Family: Parents, older brother
/LAPSLOCK
REMEMBER YOUR NOONA ASS WON'T GET SENT TO JAIL IN CERTAIN STATES/PROVINCES/PREFECTURES.
I AIN'T GOT NO GUILT LIKING THIS KID, CUZ HE BE LEGALZ IN MAH STATE AND IF I WERE 27AND IF HE WERE 24 THERE'D BE NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
BEAUTIFUL
BITCH IS PERFECT. HE CAN DANCE LIKE A BUTTERFLY [YEAH YOU KNOW YOU WANNA RIDE THAT UNDERAGE MAGIC STICK], SING LIKE JAEJOONG GOING THROUGH AWKWARD PUBERTY AN ANGEL, PLAY PIANO BETTER THAN YOU, GET ALL DEM GIRRS AND NOONAS, ACT, WHILE DRESSING LIKE A GIRR, AND BE GODDAMN ADORABLY, CUTE, KAWAII DESU 24/7. BITCH IS SO CUTE, THERE'S NOTHING HE DOES THAT ISN'T CUTE.
SURE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS CUTE, BUT BITCH'S A TOTAL SLUT. HE'S SLUTTIER THAN DBSK, ALL OF JOHNNY'S ENTERTAINMENT AND YOUR MOM COMBINED. "FUCK YEAH I'MMA FLASH MY BELLY AND RIP MY SHIRT, BUT I'LL KEEP ON SMILING
CUZ I'M FUCKING AEGYO LIKE DAT" DAMN JAILBAIT TEASE
HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE AND PERFECT, GODDAMN HATERS GONNA HATE ON HIM. BITCHES JUST JEAL
CUZ THEY AIN'T AS PERFECT AS HIM AND GET TO PLAY WITH BABIES, AND MONKEYS AND EAT ONCE A WEEK.
BITCHES SHOULD BE FUCKING HONORED YOU'RE EVEN BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS HIM.
OTPS? FUCK OTPS. TAEMIN AIN'T GAY. HE LIKES DA WHITE NOONAS AKA ME.
THERE'S YOUR MOTHERFUCKING OTP. NOW SHIP IT BITCH. OH AND MILK CUZ I LOVE MILK.
MY HUGE ASS TAEMIN FOLDER. ALSO CONTAINS MY JONGHYUN FOLDER CUZ I UPLOADED THIS LAST WEEK FOR SOMEONE, SO ENJOY THE RAPTOR
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~FIN~