Reblogged from
sparkle_078 sparkle_078 and then branched off to
niara_honey ,
nudrive ,
ponyboy ,
liu_zhoucheng AND IDEK KNOW WHO ELSE. SOMEBODY TOOK MY MAN ONEW. D:< So I get my betch Key instead. :D This is going to be short and choppy just like sex with him would be. I'M LAZY!!!
SEXY TIME WITH KEY ♥
lameness starts now.
so my fabulous little bitch, Key will come back from being all gay
and calling on the krn sluts fatties b/c "IT'S KEY~ HE DON'T MEAN SHIT. HE'S JUST BEING A DIVA!!!"
I'LL BE ALL LIKE "I MISSED YOU OPPA ♥" b/c I love relishing in the fact that he's older than me *A*
he'll blow me a kiss "MISSED YOU TOO BOO. Now GTFO OF MY WAY. BEING CONSTANTLY GROPED BY JONGHYUN TAKES A LOT OF YOUR ENERGY. I'M GOING TO SLEEP. GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT, YOU'RE GETTING TOO FAT FOR ME"
ಥ________ಥ
WHY SO MEAN OPPA!?!?!
So I'll jump on the bed and be like "GET THE FUCK UP. I NEED YO BODAH. YOU ARE MY BITCH. TAEMINNIE, GTFO. YOUR UMMA IS ABOUT TO GET RAPED"
BECAUSE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD RESIST THIS ASS
Key of course will be all pissed off and yell at me :(
"GET OUT AND PEDO SOME JAILBAIT INSTEAD"
HONEY, YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU LEAVE CHINEN OUT OF THIS SHIT. I AM THE ONLY VAJAYJAY YOU'LL EVER GET. NO WOMAN WANTS TO BED A GAY MAN LIKE YOU. D:< NOW PLEASE ME!!!
Yeah I did :| So then I try to woo my sweetheart b/c it's been too damn long since last time :(
STOP RESISTING YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!! D:<
GIVE HIM A LITTLE TEASE~
"DUMB BITCHES NEVER LEARN. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE"
DJ PUT IT BACK ON~!!! ♪
I'M GENIE FOR YOU BOY GIRL
I'M GENIE FOR YOUR WISH
I'M GENIE FOR YOUR DREAM
I'M GENIE FOR YOUR WORLD
ME:
"DAMN YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!! JUST DO ME NOW. AGAINST THE TABLE
ANYWAY YOU WANT OPPA. YOU'RE THE BOSS TONIGHT." ;A;
ORLY NOW?
then he'll take my head and.......
OPPA, I'LL BE I'LL BE DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN ♪
OPPA'S FACE WHILE HE CUMS CAN ONLY BE GRACEFUL LIKE HIM. NONE OF YOUR ICKY SHIT.
AND BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL. I'LL GET A LITTLE TREAT
SHOPPED SHOPPED SHOPPED AND THEN BE IMMEDIATELY RAVISHED
IT'S NOT FUN IF IT'S NOT ROUGH
"TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRIES, BABY"
WTF, SICK FREAK. THAT'S YOUR CUM!!!!
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
NOT THAT IT REALLY IS RAPE~
BB, THROWS ME ON THE BED I LOST THE DAMN GIF ;A;
AND THE PARTY STARTS. HEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEE I don't have sexing gifs I can use :(
HE HAS ME ALL PANTING LIKE CRAZY. DAMN, ALL THAT BUTT SEX WITH JONGHYUN AND ONEW TAUGHT HIM STUFF *A* I'M BEGGING FOR MORE BECAUSE DAMN THAT BOY
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH.
I'M THE COOL CAT, MEOOOOOOW"
and then there's Taemin who doesn't understand the meaning of GTFO who has been watching this whole thing.
FU. LITTLE BOY. FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE ROOM*
Anyways, after all that I'm tired and need to get cleaned up. TIME FOR A BATH. *A* ........ But guess who's there.
8D GUESS IT'S TIME FOR ROUND 2!!!!!!!!
DONE
idek how this happened............................................ ;A; DID I FAIL MY CROONA RANGERS? ;A; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I AM SUCH A SLUT......... a little. ;______; But it was a good way to spend Sunday.........? This can't compare to
ponyboy 's but oh well. :( I tried. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FOR KEY. I should have gotten Onew. D:<
now to go make a million Chinen gifs. ♥