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So I wrote a screenplay. Tell me what you think.
ACT 1
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Rich man watching 2 men fight: *claps* "bravo, braaaavo... that was quite an impressive display of movement mr...?"
fighter: "johnson... call me johnson."
rich man: "johnson... i like that... in Greece the name Johnson is said to contain power and ferocity."
fighter: "Look what do you want mister."
Rich man: "hmmm not a fan of history are we?... well I'll stop wasting your time Johnson, I need a body guard."
fighter: "i'm not for hire"
Rich man: "is that right... *spreads asshole revealing a wad of shit and diamonds*... what if I were to tell you that my anus was a diamond mine."
fighter: "a diamond mine huh?... when do we begin."
rich man: "how's tomorrow?"
fighter: *nods*
rich man: "excellent, I will have you picked up at 6am... and Johnson?"
fighter: "yeah?"
rich man: "bring a sword."
fighter: "a sword? my god what in the hell fo--" *realizes that the rich man has vanished.
To be continued...
PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEKS EPISODE:
fighter: "Listen mister I aint a fool, why did you REALLY call me all the way out here?"
rich man: "You're a clever man Johnson, that's why I chose you."
fighter: *grabs rich man by collar* "CHOSE ME FOR WHAT!"
rich man (calmly): "My daughter's been kidnapped, and you're going to retrieve her."
(scene fades out showing the fighter speeding through the skies in a hanglider holding a rocket launcher.)
ACT 1
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Rich man watching 2 men fight: *claps* "bravo, braaaavo... that was quite an impressive display of movement mr...?"
fighter: "johnson... call me johnson."
rich man: "johnson... i like that... in Greece the name Johnson is said to contain power and ferocity."
fighter: "Look what do you want mister."
Rich man: "hmmm not a fan of history are we?... well I'll stop wasting your time Johnson, I need a body guard."
fighter: "i'm not for hire"
Rich man: "is that right... *spreads asshole revealing a wad of shit and diamonds*... what if I were to tell you that my anus was a diamond mine."
fighter: "a diamond mine huh?... when do we begin."
rich man: "how's tomorrow?"
fighter: *nods*
rich man: "excellent, I will have you picked up at 6am... and Johnson?"
fighter: "yeah?"
rich man: "bring a sword."
fighter: "a sword? my god what in the hell fo--" *realizes that the rich man has vanished.
To be continued...
PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEKS EPISODE:
fighter: "Listen mister I aint a fool, why did you REALLY call me all the way out here?"
rich man: "You're a clever man Johnson, that's why I chose you."
fighter: *grabs rich man by collar* "CHOSE ME FOR WHAT!"
rich man (calmly): "My daughter's been kidnapped, and you're going to retrieve her."
(scene fades out showing the fighter speeding through the skies in a hanglider holding a rocket launcher.)