half ass = my middle name

[xkickgirlfacex]

i pretty much screwed around this enitre semester. didnt do many of my assignments, didnt give 2 shits about finals. i ended up with all c's. bitch. slap. oh well. its totally my fault. im not telling anyone because i have gotten used to getting all a's. fall i will try harder. i cant poop. it must because im not full of shit like everyone else within 5 feet of me. its hard to not be an asshole when people are so ridiculous. so i *tried* to go ride scooter last night, justin a.k.a. mr. saftey guy didnt want to go. so i sat on the couch and pretended to practice. i dont trust myself enough to ride it unsupervised. im going to wyoming on friday. my best friend finally joined the 26 train. she was all poopy about it. im turning 27 this year so it doesnt phase me anymore. i am finally realizing that my metabolism has turned into a lazy sack of shit. i think im going to dump the white devils that make me weak. i think im going to peace out sugar and crappy carbs. pray for me. god my life is so depressing. i talk about carbs and being old. can i rattle on about i cant handle lactose either. *speed dial dr. kavorkian* everyone is giving justin and i shit about not having kids yet. i guess we have to make it happen one of these days. i think we might be civil unioned on 09.09.09. upside down = 666. genius. if we ever do get married i told him thats the expiration date of when it must be done. we'll see what happens.

so im either going to see if i can join the pharaohs or start my own scooter cult.

the spinchters. i dont know yet. i need to go do some work. i havent lately. i suck.