ay yi yi canta no llores
so i made the decision to move to ABQ. yup. im moving with kelly the special ed teacher. im happy. i found my half hawaiian twin over there. ive been entertained the last few days. life is finally starting to make sense and suck less. ive been laughing non-stop. thank you justinmyass! i think its really funny that i havent made any hawaiian friends in hawaii yet i become friends with a hawaiian in another state. i think we are having a double yard sale this weekend. i cant wait to leave this island. september will be two years. go me for trying to make it work. so um yeah...? things are looking up finally. just gotta get rid of my car and sell my junk. we have a house full of furniture waiting for us...just nowhere to put it yet. the apartment i want to get has its own golfcourse, a movie theatre, a gym with an instructor, its close to food and um its got the biggest lagoon pool in the WORLD..well in the state. um its got a tv in the kitchen?! and sunday brunch! haha i hope its not an old folks apartment. i would be so devastated. k its not. anyway, im gonna have wet dreams about being a desert rat again. sorry.
oh yeah i went to the eye doctor for new glasses today and he turned my eyeballs into saucers. my pupils looked like pamela andersons areolas (um nipple area)! it was gross/awesome! and i was being faggy and refused to do the puff test so i was there an extra half hour and he finally held my head down and i did it...i rule! im never going back there again..they think im a tard
oh yeah i went to the eye doctor for new glasses today and he turned my eyeballs into saucers. my pupils looked like pamela andersons areolas (um nipple area)! it was gross/awesome! and i was being faggy and refused to do the puff test so i was there an extra half hour and he finally held my head down and i did it...i rule! im never going back there again..they think im a tard