as empty as the two bottles of jack daniels in the trash
HOLY SHIT SPRING BREAK 2K5.
*someone yelled "OW! My penis!" at me...awesome
*making friends with puna trash...i hope i never see them around
*sweaty hawaiian kissing my hand
*me doing the running man at lulu's
*me doing the water sprinkler at lulu's
*me bending over and touching my toes at lulu's
*hitting on swedens "most finest" (jonas and jonas)
*proposing marriage to jonas #1 (looks exactly like my first love)
*hanging out with swedens dumb and dumber and telling them they couldnt spend the night..them immediately vacating the premisis...DISS
*meeting kyle and crazy scottish pilot
*crazy scottish pilot and i got married
*crazy scottish pilot tries to beat up my tennis instructor boyfriend...AWESOME
*old dirty hippie telling me i look like a cow...YOUR EYES bitch!
*me punching dirty hippie
*dirty hippie getting kicked out of lulu's
*music trivia battle with crazy scottish pilot husband..i whooped his ass
*free food at hard rock, bubbas, etc etc
*planning a drunk mini wedding to mini crazy scottish pilot and jackie pissing her pants...literally
*dancing in the balcony of hotel screaming all kinds of random shit
*out drinking all the old air force guys at lulu's
*renaming crazy scottish pilot's friend ted bundy
*i love 30 year old men...they dont expect you to put out
*listening to the whisper song really really loud
*almost getting kicked out of our hotel for singing really really loudly to whisper song at 3am
*being wingman isnt so bad..if its for a good cause
*waking up drunk and walking into walls
i had a really really really really good time. i love the crazy scottish pilot man. too bad he is from atlanta and not over 6 feet tall. it was really awesome to meet new people and get away from hilo for a weekend. tennis boy lives in kona...i might call him again. he can dance. i like dancing. we danced a lot. the swede boys pissed me off. stupid euros. i think i might burn down some ikeas or something. i had my first sort of unofficial official photo shoot with this popular photographer. he made me take my shirt off. im sure its gonna not be hot but whatever. i think me and viking are fo real done. cant do it anymore. hurts too much and like i have been saying for ten million years there is no point for me having to torture myself over someone that aint ready for the dre love. anyway, i think im going to start planning a move away from this rock. i dont think i can ever live in cali again. time for dre to make some changes. i love talking in third person. i sound like a psycho. viking didnt even call me tonight. its sad when a crazy scottish pilot tells you whats up with your life. so i take that vikings trip to europe is vikings trip away from dres life. sad but.....shit........HAPPENS. im tired. my brain hurts and my heart is mad at me. off to bed/shower i go. am i really going to work tomorrow? GUHHHHHHHHHH.
i'll have pictures of this weekend after jackie stops being a lazy homosauce.
OW, MY PENIS :(
*someone yelled "OW! My penis!" at me...awesome
*making friends with puna trash...i hope i never see them around
*sweaty hawaiian kissing my hand
*me doing the running man at lulu's
*me doing the water sprinkler at lulu's
*me bending over and touching my toes at lulu's
*hitting on swedens "most finest" (jonas and jonas)
*proposing marriage to jonas #1 (looks exactly like my first love)
*hanging out with swedens dumb and dumber and telling them they couldnt spend the night..them immediately vacating the premisis...DISS
*meeting kyle and crazy scottish pilot
*crazy scottish pilot and i got married
*crazy scottish pilot tries to beat up my tennis instructor boyfriend...AWESOME
*old dirty hippie telling me i look like a cow...YOUR EYES bitch!
*me punching dirty hippie
*dirty hippie getting kicked out of lulu's
*music trivia battle with crazy scottish pilot husband..i whooped his ass
*free food at hard rock, bubbas, etc etc
*planning a drunk mini wedding to mini crazy scottish pilot and jackie pissing her pants...literally
*dancing in the balcony of hotel screaming all kinds of random shit
*out drinking all the old air force guys at lulu's
*renaming crazy scottish pilot's friend ted bundy
*i love 30 year old men...they dont expect you to put out
*listening to the whisper song really really loud
*almost getting kicked out of our hotel for singing really really loudly to whisper song at 3am
*being wingman isnt so bad..if its for a good cause
*waking up drunk and walking into walls
i had a really really really really good time. i love the crazy scottish pilot man. too bad he is from atlanta and not over 6 feet tall. it was really awesome to meet new people and get away from hilo for a weekend. tennis boy lives in kona...i might call him again. he can dance. i like dancing. we danced a lot. the swede boys pissed me off. stupid euros. i think i might burn down some ikeas or something. i had my first sort of unofficial official photo shoot with this popular photographer. he made me take my shirt off. im sure its gonna not be hot but whatever. i think me and viking are fo real done. cant do it anymore. hurts too much and like i have been saying for ten million years there is no point for me having to torture myself over someone that aint ready for the dre love. anyway, i think im going to start planning a move away from this rock. i dont think i can ever live in cali again. time for dre to make some changes. i love talking in third person. i sound like a psycho. viking didnt even call me tonight. its sad when a crazy scottish pilot tells you whats up with your life. so i take that vikings trip to europe is vikings trip away from dres life. sad but.....shit........HAPPENS. im tired. my brain hurts and my heart is mad at me. off to bed/shower i go. am i really going to work tomorrow? GUHHHHHHHHHH.
i'll have pictures of this weekend after jackie stops being a lazy homosauce.
OW, MY PENIS :(