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So today before work i was goin to grab some McDonalds to bring in and my manager wanted me to get her some food too , teh total came to 6.66 and i was like umm am i gonna die now ? to the kid in teh window and hes like hahahhahha so i went to work. Work was alright, but after work i went tanning. Went in, got burnt on my face on my first day of tanning, great... haha .. then... driving home... i was not even two miles from my house and i got pulled over. Cops NEVER EVER sit at my road but they did tonight. He was really far behind me with his lights on so i gthought he wasnt comin for me. but i pulled over and so did he.
hes like do u know why i pulled you over? im like umm speeding yes like yes, how fast were u going do u know? im like uhh 60 and he goes no 65, in a 35, so i can take your license off you right now, do you know that? i was like yeah he goes where are you going?> im like home. hes like where do u live? im like two miles down the road and he goes oh i go hunting over there. THen he asked where im coming from im like uhhh tanning and he laughed. THen he told me hed let me go , but i better slow down before i kill myself or someone else, then i asked him if he knwew my uncle cuz hes the sargent of state police and he said yeah and hes like im sure hed tell you gthe same thing, slow the hell down! goodnight
i was like thank the fuck god
thats the 2nd time i got pulled over for doin 65 in a 35
so now im officially a slow driver
:(
ha
And then i went into walmart with sheppard tonight adn i tripped on my sandal and it fuckin broke, thats sandal number 2 that broke this week so i had to shuffle out of walmart adn then run to the car bare foot
what a great day
thanks ronald mcdonald for that 6.66 that ruined my day
hes like do u know why i pulled you over? im like umm speeding yes like yes, how fast were u going do u know? im like uhh 60 and he goes no 65, in a 35, so i can take your license off you right now, do you know that? i was like yeah he goes where are you going?> im like home. hes like where do u live? im like two miles down the road and he goes oh i go hunting over there. THen he asked where im coming from im like uhhh tanning and he laughed. THen he told me hed let me go , but i better slow down before i kill myself or someone else, then i asked him if he knwew my uncle cuz hes the sargent of state police and he said yeah and hes like im sure hed tell you gthe same thing, slow the hell down! goodnight
i was like thank the fuck god
thats the 2nd time i got pulled over for doin 65 in a 35
so now im officially a slow driver
:(
ha
And then i went into walmart with sheppard tonight adn i tripped on my sandal and it fuckin broke, thats sandal number 2 that broke this week so i had to shuffle out of walmart adn then run to the car bare foot
what a great day
thanks ronald mcdonald for that 6.66 that ruined my day