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xkatester

:: They weren't there beneath your stare and they weren't stripped till they were bare... ::

Sep 12, 2005 20:54

Right, I've settled into domestic living a little too easily. I've put on about 10 pounds and am now drastically unfit. I get breathless from walking up our stares. Really, must remedy this ( Read more... )

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z_dontmindme_z September 12 2005, 04:09:59 UTC

You exercise far too much in my opinion!

Sttttaaaaayyyyy ;)

xkatester September 12 2005, 04:10:57 UTC

You know, you singing that could probably convince me to staaaaaaay!!

Come with me!! Hahaha.

z_dontmindme_z September 12 2005, 04:12:37 UTC

No no you must see your family, I don't blame you.

I'd love to, I really would :(

xkatester September 12 2005, 04:20:27 UTC

I'll take a lifesize cutout of you and just talk to it and make out with it at various occasions.

I'd love you too also baby, but I know you have to work and such. I'm only going to be gone for about a week, probably less, depending on when my parents get sick of me mooning about over you.

z_dontmindme_z September 12 2005, 04:32:21 UTC

Hahahah just carry it around and introduce it to your friends.

I know it wont be long bub, I dont want you to race back here just for me :) Plus your family will probably chain you there so you cant leave hahaha ;)

xkatester September 12 2005, 04:33:33 UTC

"Hey guys, this is Zac."
"Erm... Kate? He's not... real."

Haha, my parents probably miss you more than they miss me. But I wanna race back for you, baby.

z_dontmindme_z September 12 2005, 04:40:57 UTC

Hahahaha.

"Yes he is! Awww they didnt mean that Zac"

Well you parents are great. Dont worry, Im sure ill keep myself busy with porn I mean practice.

xkatester September 12 2005, 04:43:37 UTC

And then I'd make out with the cut out.

You know, I should get a Joel cut out and insult it and push it over. OMG, and I should do it in front of him. Just BAM! can you imagine his face??

Porn is great. I mean PRACTICE!! Phew, close one.

z_dontmindme_z September 12 2005, 04:47:12 UTC

Hahahaha and everyone will just look at you before taking you to the closest mental clinic.

Hahahaha do it! You should so do that, he would be so cut.

Whew, smooth.

xkatester September 12 2005, 04:48:22 UTC

I'm as smooth as rich creamery butter. And how!!

I'm going to SMS Joelly and tell him that I have a photo of him on our dartboard and I haven't missed a bullseye yet.

z_dontmindme_z September 12 2005, 05:02:47 UTC

Hot!

Hahaha he will cry.

xkatester September 12 2005, 05:03:19 UTC

You're hot, babe.

Hahaha like the girl he is.

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