Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I punched Triggur in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed Triggur's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October Triggur and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-91 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
xkaliber
Later