[Baby why you calling me so late]

[xk8ie_bobbinzx]

How the FUCK do you contract tonsilitis with HALF a damn tonsil?!?!
whiiiiiiit?!?
That must be an achievement of some sort.
But anyways, it hurts. :(
And its hurting my ears too.
OK, moan over LOL

Friday night was Susan & Katie's joint 18th party.
It was a laugh, and I was a little drunk.
And while teetering about in stilettos, that probably wasn't a

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[major_mustard]

You have half a tonsil?
Either someone screwed up an operation or that was the most precise stabbing ever known.

Get well soon. =)

[xk8ie_bobbinzx]

HAHAHAHAHA
Yep, asshole surgeon conducted his own shit Chainsaw Massacre on my throat when I was 4 years old.
And decided to leave me half a blasted tonsil.
I think they decided to dress a hobo in a white coat one day and let him loose on the operating theatre.
Thank yooou :]
x

[major_mustard]

Yeah the meths can throw those guys off a bit. Otherwise he probably would have performed rather well. Hobos and surgeons go hand in hand.

[xk8ie_bobbinzx]

Clearly.
The half a lifetime in a university is obviously a waste of time and dosh, which could be better spent in some run-down pub and hookers.
x

[major_mustard]

Just live in a bin behind a medical school and read whatever they throw out. That's what they call street learnin'.
*thumbs up*

[xk8ie_bobbinzx]

Fuck going to uni... I now know the "real" way to learn!
Damn my niave years!
:P

[major_mustard]

You could become prime minister if you want.
I'd vote for ye. =)

[xk8ie_bobbinzx]

Awwww man! :] :] :]
I think I would have to ban cigarettes and wearing socks with sandals.
That's just goddamn wrong.
Oh... And jumping all over Bush's face with golf cleats on is a must also.

[major_mustard]

See, you're a natural.