wrestlemania shenanigans
agh!, yes it's that special time year.
the only comes around once a year.
yes kiddies it's wrestlemania time.
that time of year when you gather with your best of friends to place bets on your predictions and reminiscence about the glory days of wrestlemania.
you remember those days.
the days of one gray gloved undertaker.
those days where goldust and doink the clown where major superstars.
and yes those days when hulkamania was running wild and when the ultimate warrior wasn't so crazy.
on this day i'll stuff my face with pizza, along side my friends.
and she who can drink the most walker milkshakes without having a sugar attack.
of course there will be some rehashed jokes as well.
ultimo dragon falling on his ass from wrestlmania 20.
and virgils victory dance from wrestlemania 8.
two doinks and giant gonzales for wrestlemania 9.
i vaguely remember my first wrestlemania.
which was wrestlemania 6.
the ultimate challenge.
the passing of the torch, sort of.
hulk hogan vs. the ultimate warrior.
for the wwf championship and the wwf intercontinental championship.
i believe i'll always have a soft spot for wrestling.
much like comics and video games it's a direct link to my childhood.
but anyways here are my predictions for wrestlmania 22.
WWE Championship Match
Champion: John Cena vs. Triple H
Winner: John Cena
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Champion: Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton vs. Rey Misterio
Winner: Randy Orton
No Holds Barred Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon
Winner: Shawn Michaels
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Rob Van Dam vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Ric Flair vs. Matt Hardy vs. Fit Finley vs. Lashley
Winner: Rob Van Dam
-Smackdowns side of the match is pathetic, i can barely see Matt Hardy in this match, but why Finley and Lashley.
Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
Winner: The Undertaker
-this when The Undertaker knows he needs to retire, when he's having high profile matches against Mark Henry.
Hardcore Match
Mick Foley vs. Edge
Winner: Edge
-this was a tough match to choose the winner to, it very well could be the match that steals the show.
WWE United States Championship Match
Champion: Chris Benoit vs. John Bradshaw-Layfield
Winner: John Bradshaw-Layfield
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Champions: The Big Show and Kane vs. Chris Masters and Carlito
Winners: Chris Masters and Carlito
WWE Womens Championship Match
Champion: Trish Stratues vs. Mickie James
Winner: Mickie James
Handicap Match
The Boogeyman vs. Booker T and Sharmell
Winner: The Boogeyman
Playboy Pillow Fight
Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle
Winner: Candice Michelle
the only comes around once a year.
yes kiddies it's wrestlemania time.
that time of year when you gather with your best of friends to place bets on your predictions and reminiscence about the glory days of wrestlemania.
you remember those days.
the days of one gray gloved undertaker.
those days where goldust and doink the clown where major superstars.
and yes those days when hulkamania was running wild and when the ultimate warrior wasn't so crazy.
on this day i'll stuff my face with pizza, along side my friends.
and she who can drink the most walker milkshakes without having a sugar attack.
of course there will be some rehashed jokes as well.
ultimo dragon falling on his ass from wrestlmania 20.
and virgils victory dance from wrestlemania 8.
two doinks and giant gonzales for wrestlemania 9.
i vaguely remember my first wrestlemania.
which was wrestlemania 6.
the ultimate challenge.
the passing of the torch, sort of.
hulk hogan vs. the ultimate warrior.
for the wwf championship and the wwf intercontinental championship.
i believe i'll always have a soft spot for wrestling.
much like comics and video games it's a direct link to my childhood.
but anyways here are my predictions for wrestlmania 22.
WWE Championship Match
Champion: John Cena vs. Triple H
Winner: John Cena
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Champion: Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton vs. Rey Misterio
Winner: Randy Orton
No Holds Barred Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon
Winner: Shawn Michaels
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Rob Van Dam vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Ric Flair vs. Matt Hardy vs. Fit Finley vs. Lashley
Winner: Rob Van Dam
-Smackdowns side of the match is pathetic, i can barely see Matt Hardy in this match, but why Finley and Lashley.
Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
Winner: The Undertaker
-this when The Undertaker knows he needs to retire, when he's having high profile matches against Mark Henry.
Hardcore Match
Mick Foley vs. Edge
Winner: Edge
-this was a tough match to choose the winner to, it very well could be the match that steals the show.
WWE United States Championship Match
Champion: Chris Benoit vs. John Bradshaw-Layfield
Winner: John Bradshaw-Layfield
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Champions: The Big Show and Kane vs. Chris Masters and Carlito
Winners: Chris Masters and Carlito
WWE Womens Championship Match
Champion: Trish Stratues vs. Mickie James
Winner: Mickie James
Handicap Match
The Boogeyman vs. Booker T and Sharmell
Winner: The Boogeyman
Playboy Pillow Fight
Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle
Winner: Candice Michelle