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THE VIRGIN SUICIDES IS ON TV RIGHT NOW!!!! if you haven't seen this movie yet, my advice is to see it, go out and rent it or something! its AMAZiNG!
adding a quiz..
Which Flower Are You?Find out!
you know me! lol obsessed with quizzes ;)
Dumb Laws in North Carolina
i found this on some website, i dont know if they're true or not but i thought some of them were kind of amusing. Enjoy! :)
*It's against the law to sing off key.
*Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
*While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
*All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
*Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
*It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
*Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
*A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
*Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
*It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
*Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
*There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college are made of brick. (Repealed in 1998)
*You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.
*Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.
*Massage parlors have been banned.
*You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
*It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
*It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.
in closing, i would like to tell everyone that today someone on one of the rating communities told me that i "look like i have abnormally small teeth." *LOL, i love criticism. people fine the weirdest and smallest things to pick apart about you.
adding a quiz..
Which Flower Are You?Find out!
you know me! lol obsessed with quizzes ;)
Dumb Laws in North Carolina
i found this on some website, i dont know if they're true or not but i thought some of them were kind of amusing. Enjoy! :)
*It's against the law to sing off key.
*Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
*While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
*All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
*Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
*It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
*Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
*A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
*Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
*It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
*Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
*There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college are made of brick. (Repealed in 1998)
*You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.
*Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.
*Massage parlors have been banned.
*You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
*It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
*It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.
in closing, i would like to tell everyone that today someone on one of the rating communities told me that i "look like i have abnormally small teeth." *LOL, i love criticism. people fine the weirdest and smallest things to pick apart about you.