And THAT is why they call me "Darwin the Fabulous"
Since the dawn of civilization,
(which as far as I can tell
was December 20th when the
Wintersday event began)
mankind has aspired
to achieve its one true goal,
and this morning at exactly 1:14 AM,
as my mp3 player blared out
the theme to Super Smash Bros. Brawl,
Darwin the Fabulous attained perfection....
YET AGAIN.
Due to his amazing prowess at
the second greatest sport ever,
The Snowball Fight,
he now bears about him a
badge of true honor:
the much sought after
"Skillz" title.
Monks won't be needed in this party.
(which as far as I can tell
was December 20th when the
Wintersday event began)
mankind has aspired
to achieve its one true goal,
and this morning at exactly 1:14 AM,
as my mp3 player blared out
the theme to Super Smash Bros. Brawl,
Darwin the Fabulous attained perfection....
YET AGAIN.
Due to his amazing prowess at
the second greatest sport ever,
The Snowball Fight,
he now bears about him a
badge of true honor:
the much sought after
"Skillz" title.
Monks won't be needed in this party.