"Jesus! How's it hanging?!?!"
Okay, Okay. I have been getting calls from constiuents, and they leave me messages (I screen, of course) saying 'Jesus, who do you want to win the nomination?' or 'Jesus, who's your man?' and the ever popular 'Jesus! Hows it hanging?' Up until this point I have remained tight-lipped about the nomination and how my shit is hanging. Well, now I will answer one of them.
Jesus is backing John Edwards.
Why? Because he likes Hootie and the Blowfish. Yes. Hootie and the Blowfish. At this point, all the candidates just seem like a lesser of two evils compared to Bush, and they are all crappy, so I thought I'd pick one that could rock out. Now I'm sure Dean can rock pretty hard, but he seems like an Eagles fan, and they just arent for me (except Hotel California, that song rocks!). So, if you want to be on my good side, vote for Edwards!
P.S. My shit is hanging pretty low ;)
Jesus is backing John Edwards.
Why? Because he likes Hootie and the Blowfish. Yes. Hootie and the Blowfish. At this point, all the candidates just seem like a lesser of two evils compared to Bush, and they are all crappy, so I thought I'd pick one that could rock out. Now I'm sure Dean can rock pretty hard, but he seems like an Eagles fan, and they just arent for me (except Hotel California, that song rocks!). So, if you want to be on my good side, vote for Edwards!
P.S. My shit is hanging pretty low ;)