::Weekend Update::
What is with you girls ordering vibrators off of the internet?
I am too chicken to put one of those things near me.
Especially a big one-just ew. GOSH.
Oh, if any of you guys want to do me a favor and kick the ass of the guy that stole $330 out of my wallet on Saturday night, I'd really appreciate it.
But anyhow, I didn't get to cut/color my hair OR get pierced because someone stole my money-but I still managed to have a decent weekend. Erin and I went with Ryan, Chuck, Justin and Zach to the UK hockey party-there were tons of fine guys there, but I was ripped and really wasn't paying attention. And Erin sucked on my tongue. I plan on going back to that house just because of the guy in the red shirt that was sitting up on the counter. Jesus.
So we got a pretty nice ice storm here-with my luck, it'll ice over on my birthday again this year, so I'll be stuck in my house. My birthday is February 17th, so don't forget or I'll raise hell.
THOME-BLOW YOURSELF. DON'T FORGET TO LICK YOUR RIGHT NUT TOO.
But holy fuck, my uterus hurts.
I smell poop. I think Erin's dogs may have pooped.
One of them atleast. Ewww.
Yeah, something definitely pooped.
Chuck and I kissed on Friday when we were watching Finding Nemo. I love that movie! He let me wear one of his tshirts, a Ninja Turtles one :D The funny thing was, Ryan, who was in Chuck's roommate's bed with my friend Erin, went back and told his roommate that I came out of Chuck's bed with my shirt off. I asked him about it and he said, "I just said that I saw you in your bra." LOL WTF? How does that get switched around to me coming out of the blankets with no shirt? And it's a girl in a bra, big deal. I had to get one shirt off and the other shirt on somehow. I just wanted to be comfortable. You freaking weiners.
Anyhow, here are a few pics from this last week.
Whytney and I: She's an old friend who turned into a huge whore, among other things, who I rarely see and definitely don't care to. And to no surprise, she went home with some guy this night and left Erin and I with no place to go so we had to drive 40 minutes back to Erin's house.
I think this is a good picture of me and my friend, Ryan. I played Cupid and hooked him and my friend Erin up, so hopefully that will work out well. P.S. His dad is a dentist :D
This is a picture of Chuck. And my face is buried somewhere in his hair. I love the hair. He's really tall-6'4" and his birthday is the day before mine. He's adorable, I think.
And this, this is my friend Justin-who I used to be absolutely crazy about. I know it looks like I'm all over these guys, but seriously..I just have a flirty bunch of friends. Justin doesn't like this picture because he remembers when it was being taken and says that I was "looking at him, but not looking AT him." =\
Megan, Ryan and myself. "Nice pants, flamer." LMFAO <3
Michael's expression here is priceless. I guess he thought I was attacking him.
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>>>> But really, I was just giving him a hug. And yes, he hugged me after the picture. STOP FRONTIN' KELSO >:o
And that's it.
It's definitely time for me to sleep now. A McGriddle sounds so good for breakfast...but that stupid motherfucker didn't even leave me ten bucks.
I am too chicken to put one of those things near me.
Especially a big one-just ew. GOSH.
Oh, if any of you guys want to do me a favor and kick the ass of the guy that stole $330 out of my wallet on Saturday night, I'd really appreciate it.
But anyhow, I didn't get to cut/color my hair OR get pierced because someone stole my money-but I still managed to have a decent weekend. Erin and I went with Ryan, Chuck, Justin and Zach to the UK hockey party-there were tons of fine guys there, but I was ripped and really wasn't paying attention. And Erin sucked on my tongue. I plan on going back to that house just because of the guy in the red shirt that was sitting up on the counter. Jesus.
So we got a pretty nice ice storm here-with my luck, it'll ice over on my birthday again this year, so I'll be stuck in my house. My birthday is February 17th, so don't forget or I'll raise hell.
THOME-BLOW YOURSELF. DON'T FORGET TO LICK YOUR RIGHT NUT TOO.
But holy fuck, my uterus hurts.
I smell poop. I think Erin's dogs may have pooped.
One of them atleast. Ewww.
Yeah, something definitely pooped.
Chuck and I kissed on Friday when we were watching Finding Nemo. I love that movie! He let me wear one of his tshirts, a Ninja Turtles one :D The funny thing was, Ryan, who was in Chuck's roommate's bed with my friend Erin, went back and told his roommate that I came out of Chuck's bed with my shirt off. I asked him about it and he said, "I just said that I saw you in your bra." LOL WTF? How does that get switched around to me coming out of the blankets with no shirt? And it's a girl in a bra, big deal. I had to get one shirt off and the other shirt on somehow. I just wanted to be comfortable. You freaking weiners.
Anyhow, here are a few pics from this last week.
Whytney and I: She's an old friend who turned into a huge whore, among other things, who I rarely see and definitely don't care to. And to no surprise, she went home with some guy this night and left Erin and I with no place to go so we had to drive 40 minutes back to Erin's house.
I think this is a good picture of me and my friend, Ryan. I played Cupid and hooked him and my friend Erin up, so hopefully that will work out well. P.S. His dad is a dentist :D
This is a picture of Chuck. And my face is buried somewhere in his hair. I love the hair. He's really tall-6'4" and his birthday is the day before mine. He's adorable, I think.
And this, this is my friend Justin-who I used to be absolutely crazy about. I know it looks like I'm all over these guys, but seriously..I just have a flirty bunch of friends. Justin doesn't like this picture because he remembers when it was being taken and says that I was "looking at him, but not looking AT him." =\
Megan, Ryan and myself. "Nice pants, flamer." LMFAO <3
Michael's expression here is priceless. I guess he thought I was attacking him.
<<<<
>>>> But really, I was just giving him a hug. And yes, he hugged me after the picture. STOP FRONTIN' KELSO >:o
And that's it.
It's definitely time for me to sleep now. A McGriddle sounds so good for breakfast...but that stupid motherfucker didn't even leave me ten bucks.