are you done trying to hide the baloney pony?

[xjen2k]

if at any time lately you've been thinking 'man, i wonder what jen is up to right now?', just picture me as i was at midnight last night: sitting in the dark in the living room, in leggings, fuzzy socks and a hoodie with the hood up, smoking bong after bong to my face, giggling my head off as quietly as possible at Step Brothers, and my glasses falling off with every other convulsion of laughter (at a movie that i've seen at least 20 times by now).

finding a new apartment is a pain in the balls.

gotta put together a cover band for mary's wedding.

anybody want to adopt a rabbit?

have they found a cure for the common cold yet?