Its to Jimmy Eat World and those nights in my car....
Tomorrow is my birthday!
Yay!
I was noticing, there are alot of famous people with birthdays around mine.
March 11- Joel and Benji
March 14- Taylor Hanson
March 15- Mark Hoppus (and ME!)
March 16- President James Madison (He was the 4th or 5th president)
Well, yeh. There are 5 famous people with birthdays around mine. lol
I think I want to marry/steal Reed? He is the most amazing person Ive ever met. Hes my idol and role model. Everything that guy says is funny. They way he looks and acts things out is hilarious. Hes monotoned and never laughs at his own jokes, which makes it even better. Even today when he said 'Pleaseshutupyoumiserablecreatures', I still wanted to cry from laughing to hard. He is from Safe House and he talks to us about... well, safe house things. Like rape, abuse, assualt, and stuff like that.
I think I'll list some Reed Quotes:
"This game is super fun. It'll be a freaking blast. I promise."
"This is a game I used to play back in college with all my friends. Its called 'define the word.' "
"This is one of those games you would usually play in the car on a long road trip. My family and I always play it when we go on our annual ski trip. Its called 'Guess The Rapist' "
"This'll be a good way to end the day. Lets sing a song together. *Sings* "My... name... is... Shake-zula, tha mike-rula, the old- schoola...*continues through the rest of the song* Oh come on, I know everyone knows this part.. *sings again* "Cause we are the aqua team. Make the Homies say 'ho' and the girlies wanna scream" (Me and Pocus were like the only kids that knew the words)
"Kids, just because something isnt illigal doesnt mean it isnt wrong. Racism isnt illigal, but its still bad. Kind of like making fun of handi-capped people. It isnt illigal to make fun of them, but its bad. When I told the kids at Clay County about racism being bad, they all just looked at me like 'wha..!' But remember, the kids at Clay County are all a bunch of inbred racists." *smiles*
"Just because you listen to Creed doesnt mean your a rapist. It just means your probably a rapist."
"You know what they say about Oak Mountain... They are the 'drug school.' I like to call them 'Oak Mountain High' or 'Coke' Mountain, or 'Crystal Meth Mountain...."
"You should not do drugs. Instead you should choose...." *waits for us to fill in the blank, but we dont. So he turns around and writes 'Hugs' on the board with a smiley face under it.*
"Who is more likely to be raped? The 76 year old lady or the 16 year old sophomore in highschool? *we all choose the 16 year old* "We all like to pretend that 76 year old people dont get raped....*long pause* Now, do 76 year old people get raped? *we say yes and he looks at us with a mad look* "Lets start over. We all like to pretend that 76 year olds dont get raped. *pause again* Do 76 year old people get raped? No. Thats right."
"A few years back, I asked the kids at Pelham high what percentage of woman are likely to be sexually assaulted in their lifetime. Im not lying, this one girl said "6/3". That means 6 out of every 3 people will be sexually assaulted. Ok, lets work this out. 6/3 = 200% of the population = impossible = idiot = Creed. "
ok wow. That is alot of quotes. But that isnt half of them. I want to take a tape recorder in there tomrrow so i can have every word he says with me always. hahaha.
Oh, you know that coffee cup he carries around with him? Well, there isnt ever anything in it. He just pretends to drink something. He'll carry it around, make sure it doesnt spill and everything. But never puts anything in the cup. I think I love him. I cannot effing wait until 2nd period tomorrow.
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