Everybody seems to have great vacation plans this spring break but me and dare I say- I am jealous. I am so jealous that I have not been nice to anyone who shared what they're going to do every day at lunch. So jealous that I want to shove Ricin down their throat.
I don't know if it's right for me to say this, but I feel that I deserve that vacation more than anyone else. Ahh, fuck it.
You know what, these are fun too.
5.) grading undergrad midterms
4.) tutoring the new SAT candidates
3.) catching up what I have been missing on television
2.) more fun with potential boyfriend who listens to TBS excessively - sarcasm
1.) drinking with the intellectual-snob, obese Italian professor.
Fat, hairy cancerous deal.