Remnants of a crumbling dream

[xisiqomelir]

169630461
18:27

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends and none of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

oh glendora
18:28

h.a.

169630461
18:28

uyen

28:47
why can't leon be a good person?

oh glendora
18:29

because he's 25 pounds underweight

169630461
18:29

dammit

oh glendora
18:29

he can't waste his time with things like that

169630461
18:29

oh?

29:32
he has a higher calling?

oh glendora
18:30

no

30:44
just bigger problems and less competence

31:23
by way of being underweight, exclusively, that is

169630461
18:31

is he destined to bed alexa as he desires?

oh glendora
18:32

i was not aware of said desire so i couldn't say

169630461
18:32

will jon yeh find great glory and splendour?

oh glendora
18:33

i think it'd be best for me to end this conversation before you aim-warn me to paralysis

33:16
or use some weird program to steal my identity

169630461
18:33

may I quote this entire conversation to boost my livejournal traffic?

oh glendora
18:34

if that would please you

169630461
18:34

excellent