drunk as i've ever been.
Last night, Monica and I drove out to Santa Ana to drink Vanilla Chai Lattes at the Gypsy Den. Seriously. We drove 15 minutes and spent $4 on a cup of tea, but it was worth it.
With the chai in our bellies, we felt like the world was on our side.
We met up with her co-worker and his friend at Nodaji in Rowland Heights and I got reacquainted with my love for Hite beer and Soju. Monica didn't drink, but that didn't stop her from pressuring me to do so. She kept encouraging me to drink more and more, faster and faster. I thought I was going to hurl, but I was okay. I got so unbelievably drunk even though I really didn't think I was that bad.
Until this morning.
Apparently, after Monica drove me home, I turned my laptop on and proceeded to go on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and Formspring and spread my drunk love all over the internet. It's so embarrassing, but pretty hilarious.
Tumblr
1:31 AM --
(My best friend posted a picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and told this story about how she met him at Diddy Reise once, this was my response.)
i would have offered to suck his dick senseless.
oh wait, im drunk. forget this shit ever happened. like srsly, can’t even sit upright for more than two seconds WEE OOOH WEE OOH WEE.
1:32 AM --
I'M DRUNK GUISE. MONICA MADE ME DRINK FIVE SHOTS OF SOJU AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH BEER. I'M GONNA FALL OUTTA MY CHAIR SOON. LOVE Y'ALL PEACE KTHXBAI.
1:52 AM --
AGH WHAT DA FUCK. I AM SO DRUNK. FUCK YOU FIVE SHOTS OF SOJU AND ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF HITE BEER -- ALTHOUGH YOU ARE THE BEST. YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. FUCK YOU LAPTOP AND WIRELESS INTERNET FOR STAYING ON. I AM GETTING RID OF THIS SHIT IN DA MORNING. FUUUUUUUCK YEAH.
Formspring
1:36 AM --
Are you drunk right now?
FUCK YES I AM.
OMG, I JUST FUCKING RESPONDED TO MICHAEL RUNION'S FACEBOOK STATUS TELLING HIM TO CONVINCE ME TO GO TO THE LA SHOW. FUCK YOU XIRA, YOU DUMB BITCH. AAAAAAAAAH, I HATE MY BEST FRIEND @MONICAROSALEE FOR MAKING ME DRINK THIS MUCH SOJU & HITE -- WHICH BTW ARE THE BEST TWO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ON THE MARKET.
I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES AND I HAVE CLASS AT 2:30 PM. AAAAAAAAAAAAGH FUCK THIS LIFE.
Twitter
11:58 PM --
WEE OO WEE OO WEE! like a cawp car!
1:30 AM --
I'M DRUNK BITCHES. I CAN'T EVEN SIT STILL IN MY DAMN CHAIR. AGGGH I HAVE CLASS AT 2:30 PM. NO HANGOVER, PLZKTHX.
1:34 AM --
IS IT SERIOUSLY 41 DEGREES OUTSIDE. AND WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING/MOANING RITE NAO.
With the chai in our bellies, we felt like the world was on our side.
We met up with her co-worker and his friend at Nodaji in Rowland Heights and I got reacquainted with my love for Hite beer and Soju. Monica didn't drink, but that didn't stop her from pressuring me to do so. She kept encouraging me to drink more and more, faster and faster. I thought I was going to hurl, but I was okay. I got so unbelievably drunk even though I really didn't think I was that bad.
Until this morning.
Apparently, after Monica drove me home, I turned my laptop on and proceeded to go on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and Formspring and spread my drunk love all over the internet. It's so embarrassing, but pretty hilarious.
Tumblr
1:31 AM --
(My best friend posted a picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and told this story about how she met him at Diddy Reise once, this was my response.)
i would have offered to suck his dick senseless.
oh wait, im drunk. forget this shit ever happened. like srsly, can’t even sit upright for more than two seconds WEE OOOH WEE OOH WEE.
1:32 AM --
I'M DRUNK GUISE. MONICA MADE ME DRINK FIVE SHOTS OF SOJU AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH BEER. I'M GONNA FALL OUTTA MY CHAIR SOON. LOVE Y'ALL PEACE KTHXBAI.
1:52 AM --
AGH WHAT DA FUCK. I AM SO DRUNK. FUCK YOU FIVE SHOTS OF SOJU AND ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF HITE BEER -- ALTHOUGH YOU ARE THE BEST. YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. FUCK YOU LAPTOP AND WIRELESS INTERNET FOR STAYING ON. I AM GETTING RID OF THIS SHIT IN DA MORNING. FUUUUUUUCK YEAH.
Formspring
1:36 AM --
Are you drunk right now?
FUCK YES I AM.
OMG, I JUST FUCKING RESPONDED TO MICHAEL RUNION'S FACEBOOK STATUS TELLING HIM TO CONVINCE ME TO GO TO THE LA SHOW. FUCK YOU XIRA, YOU DUMB BITCH. AAAAAAAAAH, I HATE MY BEST FRIEND @MONICAROSALEE FOR MAKING ME DRINK THIS MUCH SOJU & HITE -- WHICH BTW ARE THE BEST TWO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ON THE MARKET.
I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES AND I HAVE CLASS AT 2:30 PM. AAAAAAAAAAAAGH FUCK THIS LIFE.
11:58 PM --
WEE OO WEE OO WEE! like a cawp car!
1:30 AM --
I'M DRUNK BITCHES. I CAN'T EVEN SIT STILL IN MY DAMN CHAIR. AGGGH I HAVE CLASS AT 2:30 PM. NO HANGOVER, PLZKTHX.
1:34 AM --
IS IT SERIOUSLY 41 DEGREES OUTSIDE. AND WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING/MOANING RITE NAO.