Apr 27, 2010 01:14
Still catching up. Slowly. I will not be defeated!
This time round, it's "A talent of yours".
I am a man of many talents. I'm witty, urbane, able to play the piano in 27 languages, and a deep-sea cryptozoologist. Also a consummate liar.
But seriously though guys, one rather bizarre talent I have is mimicry -- not normal, everyday mimicry (though I'm sometimes quite good at that too, depending on what I'm mimicking) but, oddly, Dalek mimicry.
Yep. I can impersonate Daleks. Quite convincingly, so I'm told by everyone who wishes I'd shut the f**k up and stop giving them a headache. The problem, you see, is that for some reason to do with the way I have to strain my throat to do it, I can't impersonate a Dalek quietly. I have to shout. Or, preferably, yell. Weird, yet true. And since I'm quite loud normally, that can be quite annoying for everyone around me. Still, it could be worse. I could be impersonating Brian Blessed.
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