How to start off a terrible week
If you ever wanted to make sure your week was just awful, here are some helpful pointers.
Remodel your kitchen, especially if your current cabinets are GLUED TO THE WALL and the screws are in so tight you ruin a screwdriver and a drill bit getting them out.
Get rear-ended by a guy with no insurance and an expired license, who for medical reasons also has no business driving a vehicle. Watch him drive off as soon as you call the police. Enjoy your whiplash!
Have two managers come into another meeting you're already in and pull you out to inform you that, and I quote, "Houston, we have a problem" and would you please call Australia right away and fix it.
How can this be only Monday?
Remodel your kitchen, especially if your current cabinets are GLUED TO THE WALL and the screws are in so tight you ruin a screwdriver and a drill bit getting them out.
Get rear-ended by a guy with no insurance and an expired license, who for medical reasons also has no business driving a vehicle. Watch him drive off as soon as you call the police. Enjoy your whiplash!
Have two managers come into another meeting you're already in and pull you out to inform you that, and I quote, "Houston, we have a problem" and would you please call Australia right away and fix it.
How can this be only Monday?