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[xiong_mao_ai]

I don't know why everyone insists that I get one of these, aru. I have more important things to do, aru! My economy needs my attention 24/7, my population is still ballooning (AIYYAAAH, why won't it stop?!) and there are new China Towns popping up all over the map. Alfred, I'm watching you. You better be taking good care of Flushing, aru!

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I feel your pain

[prussy_gilbert]

I was so used to writing on paper, now I need to get used to typing!

Oh and I'm never sending you commissions, it's you who is forcing me to buy your products!! even if they are really cute

Re: I feel your pain

[xiong_mao_ai]

Hmph. I don't like that they only make keyboards with keys for Western symbols. You can't make a keyboard for my language --it's not fair, aru!

Hehe, you know you like them, aru. Here, have more!

[prussy_gilbert]

Did you try one of those online stores? West buys his porn on those. (I think it was called Ebay?)

I-I WON'T BE TEMPTED AGAIN!!;;

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.......U-ugh, damnit.
You are an evil, evil bastard.

True fact, China "officially" outlawed porn a few years ago lol.

[xiong_mao_ai]

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Please don't mention things like that, it is outlawed in my country. .////. It's embarassing, aru.

Hehe~ Chinese products are very hard to resist, aru~