The Fuck...?!
Okay. This has to be a warped dream. Seriously.
I have bills flying at me that have two zeros after their numbers. One of them threatening legal action.
I have the help of a strangely helpful but brooding/annoyed mum instead of a yelling "How The Fuck...?!!Mum" helping me attack the dastardly bills of DOOM.
My face hasn't seen a Razor since 2003.
(No, I'm not an Aragorn-wannabe.)
My house exploded with mess again.
My sink and my laundry have piled up high enough to see the horizon on.
(GRATUITOUS ANIMATRIX QUOTE)
And to top it off, both my fridge and my bank account are empty.
(/GRATUITOUS ANIMATRIX QUOTE)
Where the hell did my organised, tidy, bill-free world go...?
0.o
I have bills flying at me that have two zeros after their numbers. One of them threatening legal action.
I have the help of a strangely helpful but brooding/annoyed mum instead of a yelling "How The Fuck...?!!Mum" helping me attack the dastardly bills of DOOM.
My face hasn't seen a Razor since 2003.
(No, I'm not an Aragorn-wannabe.)
My house exploded with mess again.
My sink and my laundry have piled up high enough to see the horizon on.
(GRATUITOUS ANIMATRIX QUOTE)
And to top it off, both my fridge and my bank account are empty.
(/GRATUITOUS ANIMATRIX QUOTE)
Where the hell did my organised, tidy, bill-free world go...?
0.o