April Fool? Screw you.

[xiombarg]

Just a quick reminder, kids: I do not enjoy being the victim of April Fool's pranks. Or, more accurately, any April Fool prank involving emotional manipulation of my positive qualities (i.e. my ability to care) is not cool.

Rather than repeat myself, let us review:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/xiombarg/491090.html

That entry links to other entries, and covers the whole deal, really.